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If Mean Girls Characters Were College Majors

Oh my god Karen, you cannot just ask people why they're Undecided.

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If Mean Girls Characters Were College Majors

Mean Girls is a timeless classic - a film that nearly every millennial girl has seen and probably forced a boyfriend to watch at some point. Quotes from this movie can be thrown flawlessly into everyday conversations, making them some of the most easily recognizable references out there. This movie is so popular, my university actually had a Mean Girls themed dinner on October 3rd (if you're reading this article, then I think it's safe to say you've seen the movie at least once and I don't need to explain why that is an important date). Everyone wants to know what character they'd be from their favorite movie, so here you go - scroll through and find your major! If it's not here, don't worry - you're still fetch.

Cady Heron - Mathematics/Statistics

This is pretty much a given. Not only does Cady love math, she's crazy good at it. She pulls proportions out of thin air and wins state championship math competitions!

Regina George - Psychology

Regina knows how people work, and she knows how to use that to her advantage. She proved that when she gave people fake compliments to give the illusion that she was nice, when she exaggerated about Cady's crush to get Aaron back, and when she put herself in the Burn Book to convince Mr. Duvall she had nothing to do with it.

Ms. Norbury - Management

Not only does this woman hold down three jobs, she motivates everyone around her to do their best and found an effective way for all of the girls to mend their friendships after the Burn Book. Ms. Norbury is a natural-born team leader.

Gretchen Wieners - Public Relations

Gretchen has the scoop on everyone. She is always relaying information between the Plastics, speaking on behalf of her friends and presenting her information in a thorough and effective way.

Janis Ian - Art

Janis's artistic talents were shown in the film with her detailed North Shore map and her prize winning painting. However, her character is shown to have the beautiful, creative mind that every artist needs to bring their beauty to life.

Aaron Samuels - Physical Education

Well, Aaron's super into sports and he likes helping people as shown by his eagerness to tutor Cady, so why not P.E.? I know I'd never skip class if he was the teacher.

Mrs. George - Nursing

Though a questionable mother, Mrs. George would make a great nurse! She's always interested in what's going on with the girls and at the ready should they need anything (even if it's just snacks or a condom).

Karen Smith - Meteorology

If there were a major that involved sticking her whole fist in her mouth, she would probably go with that instead. Since there isn't she'll just have to rely on her other talent - telling us when it's raining!

Coach Carr - Pre Med

He's got all the body and health advice we could ever need to be safe! All I can say is I hope he practiced what he preached with Trang Pak.

Principal Duvall - Criminal Justice

Mr. Duvall is not afraid to put the smack down on when it comes to keeping his students in line. I mean come on, he had a bat in his office! He knows how to take care of someone that's not following the rules and give them the punishment they deserve.

Damian Leigh - Musical Theater

This "star on the rise" loves to perform, and is easily the most extra character in the entire movie. You'll probably see him on stage killing it in your campus's performing arts center, and hopefully there aren't any haters throwing shoes this time!



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