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If It Doesn’t Stop Raining, I'm Going To Go Crazy

Rain rain please go away and NEVER EVER come back another day.

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If It Doesn’t Stop Raining, I'm Going To Go Crazy

Dear Rain,

I hate you.

I used to love you. You were the perfect weather for so many things. I used to always find such great joy snuggling up in all of my blankets and pillows as I took a nap while you were drizzling.

It was fun to binge watch shows or movies all day while you were at it. Even just drinking a cup of hot chocolate and reading a book all day while you were next to me making dots on the window, used to be extremely satisfying. There was always so many relaxing things I did do while you poured outside.

But now? This is getting ridiculous.

You've been going at it for over a week now. Nothing but hard ass drops of water, frozen fucking wind, and cold... SO MUCH DAMN COLD! I can't do anything with my hair but put it in a puffball because of you. My shoes and feet get soaked every time I walk outside- ruining some badass boots, I might add- because of you. My teachers insist on having classes every day despite you.

I just can't take it anymore!

Really no sane person could put up with all your shit.

I think I can speak for the almost everyone when I say you have run your course. It's time we take a break from one another. It doesn't have to be the end. We can meet again in the summer. Maybe even have a summer fling when the sun loses its mind and gets too hot for me. But for now, I need some space.
Please understand this will be the best for both of us. Because if you were a person, I'd beat your ass into oblivion.
With love and hatred,

yours truly,

Jaymie Autumn

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