What would the world look like if the costumes we wore one day a year were how we dressed everyday of our lives? In an average American high school, who would be at the top of the food chain and who would be at the bottom? Welcome to Halloween high school, where all things batty are… normal.

1. The Sexy Animal = The Popular Kids

*Principle’s voice over the intercom* “Students, please remember that all calico dressed must be longer than your extended hooves and crocodile leggings are forbidden on school grounds. Any ears or extended hair on top of your head must not be more than two inches tall. Keep it classy people.”

2. Vampire = The Jocks

“Come on Marian, when are you gonna let me suck your blood already!?”

“Craig, I’m not ready to take that step with you yet!”

3. Ghosts = The Nerds

*Vampire tries to push ghost into a locker, but just falls right through*

“Nerd!”

4. The Nun = The Religious Chick

“There goes Janice again, always praying before she’ll even touch her food.”

5. The Superhero = “Everyone’s Friend” Kid

*Puts hands on hips* “Have no fear! A+-On-All-Your-Exams-Man is here!”

*Everyone cheers*

6. The Princess = The Lesbian

“My mom still thinks that dressing me up as a feminine woman will make me straight.”

7. Pizza = The Overweight Kid

“Billy, your doctor says you could go into diabetic shock! Just eat some broccoli already, please!”

8. Pumpkin = The Momma’s Boy

“Mom makes me dress like this so that I’ll have padding when I fall.”

9. The Cowboy/girl = The Transfer Student

“Back in MY hometown, everyone I know dressed like this.”

10. Zombie = The Stoners

“Hey man, can I get a gram of brains off of you?”