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If Common College Majors Were Uncommon Oreo Cookies

Every major is stuffed with something.

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If Common College Majors Were Uncommon Oreo Cookies
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The classic Oreo cookie has been around for over one hundred years for the public to enjoy. In fact, the Oreo's first appearance was on March 6, 1912. Since then, Oreo has released multiple different Oreo cookies and filling flavors in order to keep the product new and exciting for its' buyers. College is like an Oreo. Way back when, there were only a select few majors to choose from; however, today most universities offer 50+ majors along with a plethora of minors.

Are you in college/a recent grad/or know someone studying? If not, do you love Oreos? (You can't say no to this one). Read below to see how your college major pairs with Oreo cookies!

1. Education - Rainbow Shure, Bert!

Education is a popular major for those who love children and love teaching. Like education, the world couldn't go on without ice cream!

2. Nursing - Double Stuf

It's a classic major, but it's a little extra. While other students may have time to further their education during graduate programs, nursing majors are expected to stuff all of this knowledge into their brains in just four short years.

3. Pre-Medicine - Cool mint

Chocolate mint is a staple among sweets, leaving your sweet tooth satisfied while keeping your breath fresh. It's able to do it all, just like doctors.

4. Biology/Chemistry - Double Stuf Heads or Tails

Chocolate and vanilla; it's the best of both worlds. With majors like these, your career options are limitless.

5. Business - Classic

Milk's favorite cookie and one of college students' top major choice. Although new cookies and majors have been created, sometimes you can't beat the classic.

6. Communications - Peeps

They're fun, they're bright, and they're certainly bold.

7. Criminal Justice/History - Mystery

Whether you're eating a mystery flavor or solving a mystery case, you never know what you're gonna come across.

8. Environmental Sciences - S'mores

You're always able to spot the environmental science majors outside walking around campus studying rocks and trees; but don't let them fool you, sometimes they just go outside to make a mean s'mores.

9. Engineering - Banana Split

Cramming all of these flavors into one cookie makes absolutely no sense to me, and neither does engineering. More power to those whose brains can comprehend this strenuous major.

10. Journalism - Pumpkin Spice

Pumpkin Spice is a hit or miss — you either like it or you hate it. Landing a job with a journalism degree is a hit or miss — you either get a good one or you don't.

11. Athletic Training - Peanut Butter

Peanut Butter is full of protein, and you'll never catch an athletic training major without their blender bottle and a protein bar.

12. Psychology - Chocolate Creme

So underrated, but SO good.

13. English - Red Velvet

Studying English requires a lot a focus, as does perfecting the cream cheese frosting inside of these Red Velvet Oreos.

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