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If College Majors Were Just Different Types Of Cookies

Are you a chocolate chip kind of person or more of a snickerdoodle fan?

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If College Majors Were Just Different Types Of Cookies
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If college majors were a dozen different types of cookies in a jar, which would you choose and why? Are you a chocolate chip kind of person or more of a snickerdoodle fan. Do you prefer super sweet or salty? Do you like your cookie gooey and soft or firm and crispy? Here is a batch of a dozen different cookies and the college majors that they could represent.

1. Business = Chocolate Chip

Straight forward and simple yet complicated and delicious. Chocolate chip cookies are probably one of the most well-known and most-enjoyed cookies. However, just like business, there will always be negotiation on how they are made. Lots of chocolate chips or few? Soft of crispy?

2. Psychology = Oreos


Everyone eats Oreos differently. Do you eat the outside or the inside first? Do you split the cookie apart or eat it intact? Do you eat them with or without milk? How you eat your Oreos may say something about you, the way you think, or the way you feel.

3. Criminal Justice = Fortune Cookies


The cookie of secrecy and protection! Hard shell on the outside, important information on the inside.

4. English and Literature = Snickerdoodles

Just like with a good book, it's the snickerdoodle's title that makes it so unique and irresistible!

5. Nursing = Oatmeal Raisin

One of the smartest cookies in the recipe book because it is one of the healthiest.

6. Art/Theater = Sugar

Roll um, cut um, decorate um, and eat um in any way you want. Creativity is the most important ingredient!

7. Mathematics = Blossoms

The chocolate kiss doesn't need to be placed precisely in the center of the cookie but it will somehow taste better if the diameter and radius of the peanut butter part of the cookie is measured before the kiss is dropped.

8. Biology and Chemistry = Fig Newtons

Wasn't there a really famous scientist dude who's name ended with Newton?

9. History = Oatmeal

Most think that oatmeal cookies are boring and flavorless but the people who like them, love them.

10. Communications = Macarons

Difficult to prepare but when done correctly, both macarons and speeches are filling and visually satisfying.

11. Education = Gingerbread

People, animals, houses, sprinkles, icing, and a delicious taste. Gingerbread cookies are like crafts that you can eat!

12. Undecided = Cookie Dough

So much potential flavor at an unbaked state of existence.

Enjoy!

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