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If College Majors Were Just Different Types Of Cookies

Are you a chocolate chip kind of person or more of a snickerdoodle fan?

Marissa Humphries

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If College Majors Were Just Different Types Of Cookies

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If college majors were a dozen different types of cookies in a jar, which would you choose and why? Are you a chocolate chip kind of person or more of a snickerdoodle fan. Do you prefer super sweet or salty? Do you like your cookie gooey and soft or firm and crispy? Here is a batch of a dozen different cookies and the college majors that they could represent.

1. Business = Chocolate Chip

Straight forward and simple yet complicated and delicious. Chocolate chip cookies are probably one of the most well-known and most-enjoyed cookies. However, just like business, there will always be negotiation on how they are made. Lots of chocolate chips or few? Soft of crispy?

2. Psychology = Oreos

Everyone eats Oreos differently. Do you eat the outside or the inside first? Do you split the cookie apart or eat it intact? Do you eat them with or without milk? How you eat your Oreos may say something about you, the way you think, or the way you feel.

3. Criminal Justice = Fortune Cookies

The cookie of secrecy and protection! Hard shell on the outside, important information on the inside.

4. English and Literature = Snickerdoodles

Just like with a good book, it's the snickerdoodle's title that makes it so unique and irresistible!

5. Nursing = Oatmeal Raisin

One of the smartest cookies in the recipe book because it is one of the healthiest.

6. Art/Theater = Sugar

Roll um, cut um, decorate um, and eat um in any way you want. Creativity is the most important ingredient!

7. Mathematics = Blossoms

The chocolate kiss doesn't need to be placed precisely in the center of the cookie but it will somehow taste better if the diameter and radius of the peanut butter part of the cookie is measured before the kiss is dropped.

8. Biology and Chemistry = Fig Newtons

Wasn't there a really famous scientist dude who's name ended with Newton?

9. History = Oatmeal

Most think that oatmeal cookies are boring and flavorless but the people who like them, love them.

10. Communications = Macarons

Difficult to prepare but when done correctly, both macarons and speeches are filling and visually satisfying.

11. Education = Gingerbread

People, animals, houses, sprinkles, icing, and a delicious taste. Gingerbread cookies are like crafts that you can eat!

12. Undecided = Cookie Dough

So much potential flavor at an unbaked state of existence.

Enjoy!

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If College Majors Were Just Different Types Of Cookies

Are you a chocolate chip kind of person or more of a snickerdoodle fan?

1. Business = Chocolate Chip

2. Psychology = Oreos

3. Criminal Justice = Fortune Cookies

4. English and Literature = Snickerdoodles

5. Nursing = Oatmeal Raisin

6. Art/Theater = Sugar

7. Mathematics = Blossoms

8. Biology and Chemistry = Fig Newtons

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11. Education = Gingerbread

12. Undecided = Cookie Dough

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1. That Time He Tested Out His Flirting Skills and This Happened

2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation

3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations

4. How He Reacted Whenever His Friends Ignored Him

5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

6. Whenever He Tried to Whip Himself Into Shape

7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

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11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

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3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

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9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

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15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

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9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

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