I'm sure we've all thought about what our favorite celebrity would be as a dog breed, a car type, etc. We'll I'm here to tell you what today's most prominent celebs would be if they magically transformed into fruits.
Drake
As a very sensitive guy who's been bruised one too many times by love (*cough* Rihanna *cough*), Drake is the perfect mix of sweet, trustworthy, but also a little bit provocative. Plus, his minions love him. Therefore, the true fit for him would, of course, be a banana.
Donald Trump
This one is kinda a no-brainer. But besides his orange skin color and hair, Trump is also vey messy to get into. There's so many backlashes of getting involved with him. Your hands get sticky and you find yourself having to do a lot of hard work to peel back to the good parts of him. Plus, you're left with leftover residue on your hands after involving yourself with him and everyone will know you've had an orange for lunch.
Rihanna
Sour and sweet with a couple of thorns on the plant, a raspberry and Rihanna have a lot in common. Raspberries have an unruly growth rate, and have we ever known a person to hold Rihanna down? I didn't think so. They grow best in sunny, open areas and as a native for the Caribbean, Rihanna has blessed us with her sun-kissed body and stellar beach photos (throwback to the Barbados Carnival pics). They are also self-fruitful berries, so just as independent as Ms. BadGirlRiRi.
Amy Shumer
Just like a grapefruit, Shumer is a bit bitter and not everyone's favorite. She's bold and not afraid to be herself. She can get into some sticky situations, but she does mean well. Like Amy, grapefruits have great health benefits. Ms. Shumer has been a wonderful body positive role model as well as a figure of embracing non-traditional attitudes. It may not be your first choice, but once you eat a grapefruit, you'll be all the better for it.
The Kardashians
Apple are the most common fruit, just like the Kardashians are the most common association with the world 'celebrity'. They come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and each have different personality. Khloe is Granny Smith as she is sarcastic and sour, but also a fan favorite. Kim is a Fuji apple, the most expensive type. Kendall is a Pink Lady apple, as she's quieter, but very sweet and indulgent. Kylie is the Gala apple, expensive and pretty well-known. Kourtney is the Golden Delicious, as she is the most forgotten out of the bunch. And Ms. Kris is the Red Delicious, the one that started it all.
Katy Perry
Just like watermelon, Katy Perry is a seasonal favorite who always dominates the anthems of the summer. There seems to be no middle ground on her, either you like her or don't. She can be sweet and fruity, but also very seedy with her shots at T-Swift (but I'm not picking sides here).
Beyonce
Queen Bey is multi-talented, she can dance, she can sing, and she can act. Grapes are multi-talented too-- they can be raisins, juice, sweet wonderful wine, and just plain grapes. They're a popular fruit yet so under-appreciated for all the wonderful things they give us. Plus, they always come in a posse with my followers, and if you haven't heard of the BeyHive... well, probably the reason you're out of the loop. It doesn't need to be heard through the grapevine how amazing this woman is.
Taylor Swift
Very popular and very sweet, Taylor Swift definitely matches a strawberry. Strawberries, like Swift, can be paired up with anything -- smoothies, pancakes, peanut butter (in jam form). Plus, strawberries never roam solo, they always have at least ten of their crew with them. But they're also very seedy so watch out.
Lil Wayne
No comment needed.
Nicki Minaj
While a little shocking at first, she adds a perfect kick to sweeter things. Adding a little bit of Minaj to your day is always a good idea. Once you get the taste, you certainly come around and become a huge fan.
Now go find your inner fruit!
