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If Alabama's Opponents Were Characters On New Girl

Who's that girl?

Garrett Boyd
Oct 17, 2016
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I cannot go one day without logging into Netflix to continue my "New Girl" binge. The only time I'm NOT watching "New Girl" is on gameday, which is very tragic because I'm deeply in love with both the SEC "competitive" games as well as Zooey Deschanel.

Looks like it's time for a #mashup. If UA's opponents were characters on New Girl...

1. Ole Miss would be Schmidt.

They think they're the best school in the loft, but we all just laugh them off. No matter how hard they try, like Schmidt, they'll always be that chubby kid. But sometimes, appearance is reality, so we (quietly) respect the 48-43 fight they gave us.

2. Tennessee would be Winston.

They're sort of just there. They're innocent and don't really cause much harm. Like Winston, Tennessee only looks good when everyone else in the loft is a complete mess, like this year. Still, #NotIntimidated.

3. Texas A&M would be Coach.

More intimidating than Winston, less cocky than Schmidt, but they just come in and out of our radar, passing through.

4. LSU would be Cece.

Looks like they have it together on the outside, but actually has some low-key issues on the inside. Still can be terrifying as hell, though.

5. Mississippi State would be Jess.


No matter what happens to them, they remain positive. Good for them, hoping for the best (not really).

6. Auburn would be Nick.


Life just never looks good for poor Auburn. While depressing to watch, they will always be a main part of our loft for some unknown reason. I guess we can't live with them, can't live without them.

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