I actually had a few ideas of what to write about this week, but they were just thoughts that came and went; I should really start writing them down. This is literally going to be me just writing down whatever comes to my mind, but here at Odyssey we can write about literally anything, so, it's fine.
I'm going to really try to not just babble on about nothing for 500 words (maybe 600 who knows). I will do my best to organize this logically as I go but don't get your hopes up. If you make it to the end, you'll be rewarded with some funny gifs (maybe). Maybe I'll throw them in the middle of the passage after it's done, we will see.
A new(?) feature that Odyssey has is videos, which is awesome because instead of reading my babbling, you can just listen to it. I mean that's not the only reason it's awesome. It really shows how fast Odyssey is expanding, which is cool. I'd like to start making videos (probably with another Creator or ex-Creator I guess) that have to do with modern happenings in the scientific world. It would be great to give what I love (science) some lime light, while at the same time debunking some myths regarding science. I'm talking about you, people who are afraid of fluoride, haters of gmo's, and anyone else who believes the crap that media forces down your throats.
I'm just trying to do my part for the war on science (global warming is real, getting arthritis from cracking your knuckles is not). Well that whole spiel killed about 300 hundred words. Not sure what to talk about now. This election is insane, of all the people (eligible) in the country we've narrowed it down to a greedy oompa loompa and lying old hag who should probably be charged for treason (I guess some people are really above the law). You could always vote third party (you should, you should definitely vote third party). I actually have a theory about how the clown epidemic and the election are intertwined. I think that people are acting like clowns because we have two clowns running for office right now. It's a terrifyingly accurate metaphor. But seriously though, if you let presidential candidates run around like idiots spooking children, then the people are going to mimic that. I need thirty more words to finish this, should I make it exactly 500 words, to me that would be hilarious but I'm not sure how my editors would feel (you guys rock). Adding that last bit set me three words over I hope you're happy. Here have some memes:
What I want from this article:
What I will probably get:
Well bye everyone, I'm going to go study, and be studious. A studious student.
