Icicle:
20 Things It Is Not
- It is not warm
- It is not permanent
- It is not generally useful
- It is not unique
- It is not fattening
- It is not a toy (not a safe one at least)
- It is not alive
- It is not colorful
- It is not reliable
- It is not safe
- It is not detectable as a murder weapon
- It is not convenient
- It is not as light as it looks
- It is not generally a year-round occurrence
- It is not everyone’s cup of tea
- It is not a reliable sword
- It is not a sight in Florida by natural means
- It is not a reliable source of hydration (long-term)
- It is not the best object to stand beneath
- It is not bound by one state of matter