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The 10 Stages Of Having Your Daily Iced Coffee, Before, During And After

I feel like I can take on the world once I've had my iced cup-o-joe.

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The 10 Stages Of Having Your Daily Iced Coffee, Before, During And After
Cassidy Burger

Iced coffee just might be one of the greatest inventions. I pretty much can't start my day until I've had some form of liquid caffeine, preferably iced coffee with a great amount of cream. After a cup of ice cold coffee I am transformed from grumpy Cassidy into ready to take on the world Cassidy. Trust me, I don't stop having iced coffee because it's winter. I love it all year round. So these stages apply to myself every single day...and just about every iced coffee lover out there.

The Before

Before I've had my iced coffee my day is just a little bit off. I literally crave for the moment I finally get to take a sip.

1. The tiredness is unreal

Before I've had any type of iced coffee I can barely keep my eyes open no matter how many hours I've slept. All I know is that I need to get to the closest Starbucks ASAP.

2. I crave the taste of it

Sometimes I seriously crave a certain flavored iced coffee and feel like I can't possibly do anything until I've had it.

4. Everything is sunshine and rainbows when I take my first sip

My mood is instantly transformed.

3. I'm a grumpy grouch until I get it

I'm pretty much Oscar until I get my iced coffee. I'm the definition of don't talk to me until I have my coffee.

5. I instantly become a nice person

You can begin to talk to me now.

6. I'm ready to move at a pace faster than a sloth

Alright, let's go!

7. Afterwards I am ready to take on the world

I feel like I can pretty much do anything.

8. I won't have to take a nap for at least 3 hours

No amount of coffee can really make it so I don't need a nap. My iced coffee just prolongs it.

9. I feel like I can do 10 things at once

Have a bunch of homework to do? No problem! I can do all of it at once thanks to my bff iced coffee!

10. I honestly feel like a whole new woman

What can I say? Iced coffee makes me a better person.

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