Everyone knows campus squirrels are the squirrels of all squirrels. They are their own breed. One of a kind. Beyond any squirrel, I have ever encountered before. But at the end of the day, I am them. I am the crazy, unfearing, creature that roams my college campus... only I don't jump out of garbage cans clutching a half-eaten granola bar. I do however relate on these other levels.
Dragging Leftover Pizza Across Campus
GiphyYes, I did see this once. No, I didn't get a picture. But I can relate.
Trying To Blend In To Avoid SomeoneÂ
GiphyThe squirrels lay flat on the ground to try to find shelter in the grass, I just throw myself in a sea of people. Same thing.
I guess after spending so much time together, university squirrels and university students have become one and the same. Who knew.
