Making a pledge wear an American flag shirt everyday. We call him the "pledge of allegiance." TFM.
The Republican Party. TFM.
Celebrating your fake ID's birthday. TFM.
Not even Allstate can protect pledges from Mayhem like me. TFM.
Jake from State Farm still wearing khakis at 3 a.m. TFM.
Bill Murray and Larry Bird finishing their round of golf even after "Michael Jordan gets kidnapped by the Looney Toons." TFM.
Texas having its own Independence Day. TFM.
There's a pledge for that. TFM.
The Statue of Liberty Raging in a toga since 1886. TFM.Total Frat Move is a popular phrase and website among Greek college students. It's a place of glory. While I was in high school, I knew nothing of the Greek system other than what was in the movies and on TV shows. I thought the sororities and fraternities in movies were fake and Greek life was a silly concept.
Once I hit college, that all changed. I joined a sorority and started my journey of big t-shirts, norts, monograms, and Lilly Pulitzer things. I started off my journey knowing nothing of Greek life at other schools, and I didn't know about the craziness that ensued at parties and social events. I was ignorant. But ignorance is bliss, right? False. I randomly found totalfratmove.com, and my life changed.
Nothing was the same after I discovered that website. The humor, the hazing and the drunk pictures entertained me for hours. I know I should have been on totalsororitymove.com, but it did not provide as much entertainment to me as TFM did. I would go through the site while I was in class, in a meeting or in public. I tried to pay attention in class, but it was not possible. I had a "Fail Friday" to read. I also bought the "Total Frat Move" book, and my life was once again changed. I learned what Chubbies were and what was "frat" and what wasn't. I was learning more from TFM than my classes. At least, I was learning something.
It is a little sad that I get a lot of my news from TFM. It's not serious national news, but stuff like, "who set fire to the frat house" or "who got their charter revoked" or "who spent millions of dollars renovating the frat house." It is serious business for Greeks to know. Yes, I know there are more serious issues out there like Russia annexing Crimea and the Malaysian airline going missing. In a tough world like the one we live in, we need a little humor to keep us going.
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Luckily, many colleges offer a number of ways to take part in campus and community life, without forcing you to dedicate all of your time to these organizations. Here are a few ideas!
1. Look into Housing and Dining.
Many first-year students start off college life in residence halls, and the Housing & Dining network throughout campus often provides multiple opportunities for students throughout the year. Many buildings have student community councils that work to create policies and events that make the dorms a more welcoming home for residents. Becoming a community assistant (or the students who work the desks at the front of many halls) is another easy way to have a consistent, well-paying job only minutes away from your room.
If you really enjoyed your housing experience, consider applying to be an RLA, or, if the school offers it, help to teach the first-year community. You'll get the chance to help support new and returning students over the year, and many of these positions also cover major costs like board and meal plans.
2. Pay attention to campus postings.
This advice is more obvious, but it still gets overlooked a fair amount. Even on a busy day, taking the time to stop around campus and look at the flyers advertising clubs and events can draw your attention to something that you never would've noticed otherwise. Students on many campuses also chalk the sidewalk to catch students' attention while they walk to class. Just make sure that the event you're interested in hasn't taken place already!
3. Find common interest groups.
One way to find friends and get involved is to focus on what you're passionate about. Have you always loved to sing? Do you enjoy playing video games? Is photography your favorite past-time? Have you always wanted to join Greek life? Whatever you love devoting your time to, chances are there are organizations around school who are focused on the same thing. Check the student life section of your university's website, or stop by a student organization fair at the beginning of the semester.
4. Join an intramural sports team.
If you're the athletic type, you've probably heard of intramural sports. Often offered through the Rec Center or the residence halls, most colleges often offer various indoor and outdoor sports to take part in throughout the year. Personal favorite? Mini golf.
5. Work on a cause that you care about.
Whether you're passionate about a political group, a social cause, or a religion, working with people who value beliefs similar to yours can be an easy way to meet people, get a better sense of your own identity, and promote causes that are important to you. Look into getting involved with College Democrats, Republicans, or whatever party that you belong to. Find a club that supports social issues, from women's rights to protecting the environment. If you're religious, look into student organizations based on your faith.
6. Join a club related to your major.
Even if you're not entirely sure what you want to do after school, finding a club or organization related to your field of studies can benefit you long after you leave the classroom. From career-related workshops to conferences to professional connections, these groups have a lot to boast.
7. Get an on-campus job.
If you have the time, need to work, or want to save a few extra dollars, finding a job on or near campus is a time-effective way to build up your bank account and gain work experience. Check in your residence hall (see #1), at local businesses and offices, or make an appointment with your school's career center.
8. Volunteer.
When you're caught up in school life, it can be hard to think about the bigger picture. Volunteering your time to people (or animals/an environment) in need puts things in perspective and allows you to feel good while making a positive difference. Check if your college town has a volunteer page, or look up local organizations requesting help.
Best of luck this year! Get out, and get busy.
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