I don't know about you, but politics makes me hungry — especially watching those debates. As I was viewing yet another less-than-coherent speech from our newest president the other day, I went into a hangry frenzy. In my tizzy, I started thinking, "If politicians were a food, what would they be?" Here are some of my top comparisons:
President Donald Trump - A chunky, oddly-shaped carrot
But only one grown in the U.S. of A.
Barack Obama - Frozen Yogurt
Sweet, sensible, chill and pretty good for you.
Sarah Palin - A Hot Dog
"Down to earth" but filled with unknown amounts of s***, and overall just kind of bland and fun to laugh at.
Hillary Clinton - A Jelly Doughnut
Attempts to look cool and hip on the outside, but has an odd filling that you, for some reason, can't seem to trust.
George W. Bush - A Frozen Dinner
No one really wants it, but they're never as bad as you remember them being.
Elizabeth Warren - Cheese
Classic with a sassy twist that is only getting better with age. She fears no (food) group and is the star of any situation.
Ted Cruz - Raisin Bran
Bland, dry and will block you up if you have too much of it. It brings a whole new meaning to cereal killer (cough cough Zodiac Killer).
Bernie Sanders - Chips & Guac
