The tell-tale sign of the changing seasons is here: the tree's leaves at library circle have changed from their vibrant green hues to the classic orange and reds of Autumn. While school has just begun, many of us are already breathing a sign of relief at the relief a three day weekend has to offer.
Help prepare for September by checking out what the future could hold for you! Now if you wanted to read your regular old horoscope, you can do so here, but if you came here to read your Humboldt Horoscope then now is the perfect time to take a sip from your hot tea, or cool Redbull, beside you.
Aries (March 21st - April 19th)
You have your planner filled out, you're mentally preparing for the first mid-term (already?) and you think you might even hit up the first football game. Feel free to cave into your Lumberjack spirit and wear green and gold. This September be wary of forgetting a homework assignment despite your careful planning.
Taurus (April 26th - May 20th)
Money, money, money. Your budget has been on your broke college mind, but you know deep down it's going to work out. After you make a list of everything you need to do, you are going to find yourself making a new one. Tip: Avoid the Cypress stairs during the first rain.Gemini (May 21st - June 20th)
This month you will wrestle between wanting to just watch Netflix and chill inside or go out to a rager. The answer is to find balance. Don't let your homework load get too far ahead of you because it will cause undue stress. You will find yourself making impulse purchases at the Depot.
Cancer (June 21st - July 22nd)
You had an amazing time at the Club fair and now have so many options to choose from! With your kind spirit, you find yourself tempted to commit to Coastal Cleanup Day. Go ahead and volunteer, you won't regret it. When the stress of the semester hits this month, escape into nature to find peace. Bonus: You will find yourself in the presence of college magic: a cute dog. You will be able to pet it.Leo (July 23rd - August 22nd)
Filled with energy, you have been looking forward to catching up with everyone about their summers. You'll be happy going out this month and getting your social butterfly on. Tip: watch where you step at nighttime parties or your shoes may suffer.Virgo (August 23rd - September 22nd)
Start drinking orange juice - stat. There will be someone in your class with the cough and unless you want your own special visit from the Humboldt Hack. After guzzling your OJ, take a deep breath and enjoy a stroll around the Plaza on the weekend.
Libra (September 23rd - October 22nd)
Don't mind the rowdy folks you encounter in the dark night when you walk by that part of the plaza. As someone who loves to learn, you're excited to get back into the daily grind of education. However, avoid giving the one professor of yours who isn't quite up to par the side-eye.Scorpio (October 23rd - November 21st)
Your Snapchat story is going to be on fire. Avoid heading into the Depot at noon on Tuesdays. Check the weather because you will likely be wearing the wrong type of shoes for the first Humboldt rain. Try to avoid committing to any Tinder matches this month.Sagittarius (November 22nd - December 21st
Don't be surprised when someone comes five minutes late to your class smelling like the stereotypical Humboldt 'perfume'. You will have a wonderful weekend so enjoy! If you plan a trip to Scoops, factor in some extra time because the line will be long. Luckily, it will be worth the wait.
Capricorn (December 22nd - January 19th)
When you do finally treat yourself at Don's Donuts this month, have an extra donut because you deserve it. If you go out with a new group of people, you will find it to be time well spent. Don't be too alarmed when you find yourself in a class filled with coughing people.
Aquarius (January 20th - February 18th)
You may be feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the choices in front of you. When you find yourself at the beach, you will find it to be the relaxing, reenergizing place you need to be. Talk to your roommates early to establish any boundaries you feel are important.Pisces (February 19th - March 20th)
You will find yourself walking by a group practicing laughing yoga and feel compelled to join it. Drop your bag on the nearby grass and unleash your laughter into the universe. Avoid doing any unnecessary online shopping.