If you and your boyfriend or girlfriend do the following in your daily lives together, you classify as also being besties! How cute!
1. When you kiss, there's the off chance that they might lick your face instead, or you might lick them.
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Although gross and slobbery, sometimes these wet tongue kisses can be romantic, but will always catch you or your SO off guard.
2. You announce your farts or burps to each other.
Silent farts are important in the relationship and must always be announced to your SO. Loud farts are announced on their own. If you fart while your partner is sleeping, you have to wake them up to tell them, or if they aren't there, you have to text them. This is crucial in the relationship.
3. When having a conversation, it's okay to interrupt the other person with a strange noise, or to announce you farted.
Here is a short list of acceptable strange noises to make:
Boop
Ugh
Moans
Sexual moans
Singing a line of a song you both have memorized: in my case, any Don't Hug Me/I'm Scared song - What's your favorite idea?
4. Conversations themselves are completely strange noises.
Refer back to the list of noises above and have a complete conversation of just those noises.
5. You can walk into their dorm room at the crack of dawn and jump on their bed, and they're happy to see you.
They're only slightly angry that you woke them up.
6. Your SO is happier when you wear gym shorts and a T-shirt rather than something nice like a dress.
For some reason, they like it when you're relaxed and not worried about how you look. They always think you look great anyway, so why wear something fancy?
7. You and your SO are okay with watching a movie together that you wouldn't normally watch on your own.
They introduce you to new genres of movies that you might like, or learn about topics you didn't think would interest you. Who would've thought I like to watch movies about neo-nazis and white supremacists in America?
8. Last, and most importantly, you tag them in every single meme or funny video that reminds you of them.
From Bork live streams to memes about how I'm a clingy girlfriend, I've probably tagged my boyfriend in over 1,000 memes and videos. I just know he wants to see the reaction of a man finding out that a kilogram of steal and a kilogram of feathers is the same.
Every. Single. Day.
