The books may have been out for a while now, but it seems as if all the hype is just now beginning. With the movie now released, more women have had some sort of eye-opening experience. Now, with movie, you can visualize all of the scenes from the books. Or if you are like me, you are just getting introduced to the series with the film.
But once you see those elevator doors close in the final scene, you immediately become enraged with the cliffhanger. You want more! You begin to replay scenes in your mind and find the storyline, in some way, line up with your life. That is when you realize that you have just begun on the downward spiral of obsession.
It all builds up and then you have become slightly insane -- or shall I say, fifty shades of messed up. Oh no!
1. You have become aware of every time you bite your lip.
Hello, boys! Let me seduce you with my lip biting. Like what? While walking to class you see a hottie, make eye contact with them, and hope that by biting your lip you make them want you. In reality, it doesn't look that sexy when you bite your lip. It looks like you don't know how to chew your gum. Awkward.
2. You start to say, "Laters, baby."
"Tootles." "See you later, alligator." Those phrases are just too outdated for you. Like get in those modern times, yo.
3. You have considered a journalism career.
Who cares if changing your major is a big deal? If you do go into journalism, you get to interview business hotties. Now, that is a plus!
4. You have either seen the movie multiple times or read the books over again.
You finish the story and it leaves you with one feeling every single time. More!
5. You listen to the soundtrack on repeat all day.
I mean like c'mon, that soundtrack is amazeballs. Elle Goulding and The Weeknd are killin' it. Oh and don't forget about Queen Bey. Bow down because if you are not yet addicted just listen to it once and you surely will be in no time.
6. You start to buy a lot of gray clothing.
Because gray just screams sex appeal nowadays. Work that groutfit, girl!
7. JAMIE DORNAN!!!!!!!!!
Umm. Like hello, beautiful! Where have you been all of my life? Okay, the next movie does not come out for a few years, so there will not be clips or images from them filming the next one for a while. But god bless Jamie Dornan's former modeling days, because that man is gorgeous! I wish I could wake up to that everyday.
