Grab your pens and notebooks because its time to answer the question that all guys have been wondering: what the hell do girls mean. Yes, sometimes we say something and mean something completely different. And yes, sometimes we don't say something in hopes that you will. Well, here you go! Officially decoding of girl language.
1. "I'm fine"
Meaning: She might want some space to just get all of her anger out and move on.
2. "It's all good"
Meaning: She might want a bigger apology than the one you previously gave.
3. "Cool"
Meaning: That was not what she wanted to hear. Your answer took her by surprise in a bad way Rethink what you just said, sir.
4. "Whatever"
Meaning: She is trying to act chill and indifferent. But clearly, she wants you to to rethink the decision you made that caused her to say this.
5. "LOL"
Meaning: She is not laughing. She is frowning. This is an extremely sarcastic jab. She is clearly not in the joking mood so stop trying to be funny.
6. "Haha"
Meaning: Wasn't that funny. She was nice enough to acknowledge that you cracked a joke, but trying to be honest enough to tell you that it wasn't amazing.
7. "Um ya"
Meaning: Why would you say that to her? She can't believe you said what you just said. Retrace your steps man
8. "I don't care"
Meaning: She does care, and she wants you to agree with her.
9. "You can choose"
Meaning: If she ever says this about meals, you absolutely have to choose. But - make sure to choose something she wants to eat, too! C'mon this is so obvious.
10. "Ok"
Meaning: She does not like what you just said.
11. "Okay"
Meaning: You're in the clear!
12. "K"
Meaning: Oh...you screwed something up dude
13. "k"
Meaning: You might as well just throw your phone out the window.
14. "."
Meaning: Any sentence that ends with a period means she is ready to fight and you can bet that her argument will be stronger than yours.
