We all knew this day would come. A day when the world would be taken over by demented and heinous beings. I do not think that it would be so soon, but it’s here. It is time to prepare ourselves; gather our friends and families. We must survive. We will survive.

The Clowns have taken over.

1. Give Yourself A Pep talk

This is not the time to be weak. In times such as these, we must be strong, both physically and mentally. Sit yourself down or sit down with your family or friends. Take three deep breaths and look out your window. You will see a clown. Scream three times. Then say to yourself "I will not let the clowns beat me. I will beat the clowns." Lastly, listen to "Eye of the Tiger."

2. Stock Up On Food

Who knows when you will be going outside again. Depending on how large the clown masses grow, you could be quarantined in your home for days on end. You must be prepared. Go and buy all the Twinkies, canned soups and fruits, and bottled water that you can. Only do this during the day, as you can spot the clowns easier.

3. Flashlights and Candles

Go and get flashlights and candles. You may be thinking that they're just clowns. BUT THESE ARE NOT ORDINARY CLOWNS. They will cut the power. They want to make us have to leave our homes so they can get us. Therefore, go and get flashlights and candles to have as much light available as possible. The flashlights will also enable you to go out at dawn and nighttime, if needed.

4. Secure Your Home

Boards, metal bars, giant padlocks. Get whatever you need to prevent the clowns from entering your home at night. Put the giant padlocks on any door that would be clown accessible. Put boards and bars on ALL windows, even if you're in a third story apartment building. We don't know anything about these clowns, they could be super-clowns. Better safe than sorry.

You must arm yourself. Guns, knives and samurai swords are examples of appropriate weapons to take up arms against these evil creatures. My advice would be to not use the weapons unless absolutely necessary. If you see a clown and it doesn't see you, don't engage. Just run away as quickly as possible. Only engage if the clown spots you and comes your way.

6. Have Clown Make-Up and Costume On Hand

A good way to safely walk among the clown people is to imitate the clown people. Dress yourself up in the full getup. Wear the wig and make-up so that you now look as if you belong to the clown people.

7. Put A Sign In Your Front Yard Saying That You're An Insane Asylum

If clowns are scared of anything, it's being locked up in an insane asylum. They do not want to be trapped, they want to roam and pillage our world. If the clown believes that your home is an asylum, then he will avoid your home at all costs.

This could come in handy during hand-to-hand combat with a clown. Study as many clown tricks as you can and you will be able to use these tricks against your clown enemy. For instance, invest in a joke flower that squirts water out of the center. Hold it up to the clowns face and squirt the water in the clown's face. The clown ill then become completely invested in putting on a good performance that it will dramatically pretend that it's drowning. This gives you ample time to run away.

9. Do NOT Fall In Love

There will be a clown that knows tricks that you will not be able to combat. These are tricks of the heart. This clown will be charming and have amazing bone structure that will make you think that behind all that hideous make up is a handsome or beautiful clown. DO NOT FALL FOR IT. Yes, you will swoon when it pulls flowers out of it's sleeve but it's imperative that you do not swoon too hard. The harder you fall, the faster the clown will get you. So please, DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CLOWNS.

10. Blame It On Donald Trump

Don't scream at the Heavens or blame Obama. Blame Donald Trump. Why? It only makes sense that the biggest clown in the universe be blamed for clowns taking over our earth.

Good luck and happy surviving!