Homework is the worst part of being in college. It’s either so easy you don’t want to do it or so hard you can’t imagine how you’ll learn it. But if you follow these easy steps you might get to it one day.
- Pull out homework you have to do
- Open laptop
- Go to Netflix
- Online Shopping
- Edit a new Instagram photo
- Do your makeup
- Take off your make up
- Try another makeup look
- Take 100 selfies with your new makeup
- Call your mom
- Call your best friend
- Call your mom again to talk to the dog
- Watch another episode on Netflix
- Take a nap
- Make a snack
- Eat a different snack while the first one cooks
- Do squats
- Do sit ups
- Take another nap cause you exercised
- Eat more food
- Paint your nails
- Smudge your nails cause they took too long to dry
- Repaint them
- Smudge again
- Give up and take off nail polish
- Scroll through Twitter
- Snapchat everyone you know
- Download Tinder
- Create your profile
- Go through every guy in 100 miles
- Hate yourself cause Tinder guys are so cringy
- Wait a few minutes and see if more guys pop up
- Change up your profile to see if you get more matches
- Send all the screenshots you took to everyone
- Turn on Netflix in the background to feel more productive
- Get bored of Tinder and reopen Pinterest
- Then switch to Twitter again
- Plan your weekend
- Pick out your outfits for the weekend
- Plan your future wedding
- Go back to Tinder to see if any of your matches could be your future husband
- Replan your wedding to match one of the guys who messaged you
- Name all your future children
- Go house hunting
- Look at home decor
- Realize your hungry again
- Make a “well rounded” dinner
- Decide since your dinner was healthy to eat ice cream
- Text friends to see if anyone is in the library
- Find someone who is and is planning on staying all night
- Pack up all your homework you have yet to touch
- Go to Starbucks. Coffee = homework energy
- Find friends at an already crowded table
- Add your own homework to the stack of books on the table already
- Pull out laptop and open to blackboard
- Sit on phone for two hours
- Realize you are exhausted and too tired to work
- Pack up work
- Go home and go to sleep