Homework is the worst part of being in college. It’s either so easy you don’t want to do it or so hard you can’t imagine how you’ll learn it. But if you follow these easy steps you might get to it one day.

1. Pull out homework you have to do
2. Open laptop
3. Go to Netflix
4. Online Shopping
5. Pinterest
6. Edit a new Instagram photo
7. Do your makeup
8. Take off your make up
9. Try another makeup look
10. Take 100 selfies with your new makeup
11. Call your mom
12. Call your best friend
13. Call your mom again to talk to the dog
14. Watch another episode on Netflix
15. Take a nap
16. Make a snack
17. Eat a different snack while the first one cooks
18. Do squats
19. Do sit ups
20. Take another nap cause you exercised
21. Eat more food
22. Paint your nails
23. Smudge your nails cause they took too long to dry
24. Repaint them
25. Smudge again
26. Give up and take off nail polish
27. Scroll through Twitter
28. Snapchat everyone you know
29. Download Tinder
30. Create your profile
31. Go through every guy in 100 miles
32. Hate yourself cause Tinder guys are so cringy
33. Wait a few minutes and see if more guys pop up
34. Change up your profile to see if you get more matches
35. Send all the screenshots you took to everyone
36. Turn on Netflix in the background to feel more productive
37. Get bored of Tinder and reopen Pinterest
38. Then switch to Twitter again
39. Plan your weekend
40. Pick out your outfits for the weekend
41. Plan your future wedding
42. Go back to Tinder to see if any of your matches could be your future husband
43. Replan your wedding to match one of the guys who messaged you
44. Name all your future children
45. Go house hunting
46. Look at home decor
47. Realize your hungry again
48. Make a “well rounded” dinner
49. Decide since your dinner was healthy to eat ice cream
50. Text friends to see if anyone is in the library
51. Find someone who is and is planning on staying all night
52. Pack up all your homework you have yet to touch
53. Go to Starbucks. Coffee = homework energy
54. Find friends at an already crowded table
55. Add your own homework to the stack of books on the table already
56. Pull out laptop and open to blackboard
57. Sit on phone for two hours
58. Realize you are exhausted and too tired to work
59. Pack up work
60. Go home and go to sleep