There are two types of weekends. One is spent in bed binge-watching your favorite TV shows, while the other is spent in and out of clubs and house parties. If you tend to be in the latter situations more than the former than Schmidt understands you. This New Girl character has the spirit of ALL the weekend parties. From Friday to Sunday, Schmidt describes the weekend perfectly.
1. TGIF!
It's finally Friday and the weekend is looking good. You only have one or two more classes and then you will be free for the weekend. You already have your outfit and party planned.
2. Ring. Ring. Your BFF is calling with something very stupid to do.
It is the beginning of the weekend and you have time to do the stupid things that you know will turn out poorly. Sometimes the bad decisions turn into the best memories.
3. You look good, girl! You got this! This night is yours.
You just did your hair, put make-up on, and know every word to "Cheap Thrills" by Sia. "Gotta do my hair, I put my make up on. It's Friday night and I won't be long."
4. Ugghh. What are all these kids doing?
No matter how old you are, there are always complaints about the younger kids. Honestly, you complain about people the same age. It is the mindset that counts.
5. There are some nights spent in the bathroom.
Sometimes it is you, sometimes it is your friend. Regardless of who, part of you night is spent drinking water and holding hair in the bathroom. It is a really good night when you aren't in a bathroom stall.
6. Nothing is better than drunk breakfast!
Remember that one time that you ate an entire pizza by yourself? Yea, no one does other than your bank account and those snap chat videos. It was probably delicious and very needed!
7. It is Saturday morning and you already have plans for Saturday night!
The smell of pancakes and bacon is drifting into your room and you don't have a headache. Thank goodness! Now it is time to plan Saturday night!