- Stare at the pile of clothes that has slowly turned into a mountain in your room.
- Text all your friends at once to see what they are up too.
- Go on Facebook.
- End up in your cousin's bridesmaid's sister's "Wedding 2011" album.
- Switch to Instagram.
- Look at pictures of "nice cream" and yogurt bowls.
- Wonder why these are so popular.
- Consider making your own to post and get thousands of likes.
- Open up your suitcase.
- Coax your pet into the suitcase.
- Snapchat a picture of your pet in the suitcase with the caption "Packing Done!" Or "He wants to come too!"
- Look around your room and try to decide what you need.
- Consult at least 6 websites on what the climate is like in your travel destination.
- Search the weather for the next week at your travel destination.
- End up somehow looking at the rain patterns of western Ohio.
- Start folding and rolling some clothes and putting them in your suitcase.
- Spend 20 minutes trying to decide between two similar pairs of shoes.
- End up putting them both in.
- Try to be organized and plan outfits.
- Come to the realization that strategy never works for you and pack five shirts for every pair of pants, skirt, shorts etc.
- Get a snack.
- (Or two.)
- Or make some brownies because you feel they are necessary.
- Try to figure out a way to pack underwear neatly.
- (Hint: there is no way.)
- Snapchat a picture of your suitcase half full and send it to your friends with the scared face emoji.
- Watch everyone's Snapchat story plus 6-8 of the "Discover" stories.
- See this as the perfect time to practice your instrument of choice.
- Realize this isn't the time after you figure out you can't play your song of choice.
- Pack more clothes!
- "Accidentally" put on your party playlist.
- Dance around for a half hour while pretending you are Beyoncé.
- Put the last of your clothes into your suitcase.
- See that it is overflowing.
- Ignore that it is overflowing.
- Try to zip it up.
- When it doesn't zip up, sit on it.
- Try to zip it up again.
- Open your suitcase up and question why it won't zip.
- Roll clothes even tighter and try to squish them down more.
- Get rid of two out of the ten pairs of shoes you packed.
- Sit on suitcase again.
- Zip it halfway.
- Adjust weight to the other side.
- Zip it 3/4 of the way.
- Try to push clothes into the middle of the suitcase, away from the zipper gap.
- Pull zipper as hard as you can and finish zipping.
- Lock your suitcase.
- Test your lock combination 434219 times to make sure you can get back into your suitcase.
- Relax because you are done.
Student LifeSep 12, 2016
How to Pack Your Suitcase
Everyone packs in a different way, here is my fool-proof method!
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