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How to Operate Operationally

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How to Operate Operationally

With all this Anti-American paraphernalia spewing out of the delicate, trust fund, safe space seeking youngsters running around our country, here is an article based on freedom, liberty and the pursuit of being a true American Operator.

To take care of all threats foreign and domestic, the United States of America has used the most tactically-inclined and high-speed fighting forces in the world. Unfortunately, due to the inadequate leadership who lack any connection to the ‘Murican values and their fighting force, the Operator has to fill in the void. Operators spend millions of dollars and hours every year honing in their tactical proficiency to protect the 2nd Amendment, beer and conservative values from the tyranny of tree-hugging, Prius-driving hippie liberals.

Thankfully AO’s such as Dahlonega, GA are hotspots for Operators to congregate because everyone that is either a Cadet, Redneck, Airsofter, and/or gun owner operates on a daily basis for the impending Zombie Clown Invasion. It seems every Operator has the same kind of gear they EDC, but just different setup and lifestyles from “Lightweight, High Speed” so they save ounces by not wearing underwear or “Slow and tanky” with 15 pistol mags and 7 knives. So here's to freedom.

1. EveryDay Carry (EDC)

Today with all the stuff going on in society you will never know what a quick trip to the Kroger for milk will entail. So carry all the knives, flashlights, tourniquets, guns, etc and bring a back up to the back up and a back up for that back up. Also do not forget to wear your plate carrier with Level III plates to Walmart because you never know when 308 rounds will start ripping through the air.

2. REPRESENT

If you want to be an Operator you first have to look like a badass. So browse the internet and pick up some 5.11 tactical pants and a Grunt Style shirt and of course you have tan combat boots from your deployments to your neighborhood airsoft/paintball fields to match your uniform. One cannot forget the tactical ball cap with an American flag patch with an Air Assault badge on the bill. Shoutout to Noah Kuntz. Thank you for your service, Operator!

3. Carry a big ass gun EVERYWHERE

“God made man and then gave us guns” - Jesus Christ

Always carry a gun, no matter the situation, because everyday is a mission to get back home with enemy combatants unknown. You will never know when an ISIS haji is going to jump out of a bush and try to steal our jobs so always reply to Anti-Americanism with suppressive fire out of your pocket carry m240 with extra belt.

4. “My way or the highway”

As Operators, we have to have a very headstrong and steadfast attitude on all of our values, regardless of others' feelings or views. So, if someone disagrees with our American views, they are wrong...always. Operators hold fast to the true values that our country;s leaders based our foundation on and all those opposed are secretly low key communists.

5. Practice Operating

Unfortunately, because the government will not fund Operators to train, we have to tactically train ourselves with the help of the internet. So, the two minute trailer to Magpul Dynamics Art of the Tactical Handgun/Rifle/Shotgun will have to do. All the keyboard warriors and forums have to fill in for actual military or police training because after skimming through numerous gun channels and movies like 13 hours is practically the equivalent of completing Ranger School.

“And he said, "The LORD is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer; My God, my rock, in whom I take refuge; My shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold and my refuge; My savior, Thou dost save me from violence. "I call upon the LORD, who is worthy to be praised; And I am saved from my enemies."
Samuel 22: 2-4
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