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How to Not Get the Flu

Trust me, you don't want it.

Naomi Davis

Jan 28, 2018

Texas State University

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With my fingers crossed and my hands clasped in prayer, I have yet to receive the flu so far this year!

At least five friends of mine have caught the flu. Half of the cast of a show that I am in have the flu. A quarter of the congregation in my church has the flu as well. WHAT IS GOING ON?

And I refuse. As a junior in college, I am barely surviving already. Is it not ENOUGH that we struggle mind, body, and soul ALREADY? Factoring the flu into the mix literally puts a giant sniveling soggy pause button on the barreling steam train of my college education.

I mean back in the day, an outbreak of the Influenze could wipe out an entire town. And to some degree, it continues to today. HOWEVER, through constant reapplication of essential oils, sucking on any and every cough drop, and DRINKING ALL OF THE WATER IN THE WORLD UNTIL YOU ALMOST WANT TO VOMIT BECAUSE YOU ARE SO HYDRATED, the flu has thus far been tactfully avoided in my body.

I have come into contact with the flu, and yet, still haven't gotten it? Praise Jesus. I fill my body with joy until it literally can not hold ANYTHING else, not even a flu-bug. Sound like mumbo-jumbo? I don't have the doctor's note to prove it so....

Maybe I just am immune right? FALSE. In high school, I would catch it every year like clockwork, and once after receiving a flu shot, concocted strep and a mild flu strain AT THE SAME TIME.

Stay smart people. Don't hold hands with EVERYONE. But don't live in fear. Pray for the sick. Eat tons of vitamins. Gargle salt water. This is for you smart Allec college kids...ACTUALLY STAY IN FOR AN EVENING or...TWO??! Go to the doctor if you want?

These are some things I've done. These are things you should do. Don't let some hum-bug bug get you down. I'll be praying for you.

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83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

It hits hard in college.

1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

You might not see them everyday anymore, but you're still friends and your text messages prove it.

1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

3. "When are you coming home?"

4. "I finally talked to the cute guy in my science lecture."

5. GIFs, on GIFs, on GIFs.

6. "I saw the cutest puppy on my walk to class this morning!"

7. "Do you remember when we ________ at ________?"

8. "I miss you."

Sometimes these things are both necessary and inevitable.

1. Spending their money - when they actually don't have any.

2. Take naps. Lots of naps.

3. Staying up late binge-watching a Netflix show when you have an early class.

4. Skip a class to do something completely unnecessary.

5. Putting all your homework off for the night before it's due just so you can do nothing for a night.

6. Going out on a Thursday night when you have a test the next day.

7. Making impulsive decisions.

8. Write an important paper in one night.

9. Classifying Ramen as your main food group.

10. Going on late night food runs - and I mean really late.

11. Having more than 3 cups of coffee a day.

12. Doing really dumb, irresponsible things when out with your friends.

13. Finishing an entire show on Netflix in less than a week.

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