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How to Know if You're a Professional Napper

Nap. Eat. Repeat.

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Procrastinating on homework? Have nothing else better to do? Finding yourself watching random Netflix TV shows? Can't decide what to grab for lunch or dinner? Sleep. Literally, fixes (almost) everything. Check this out to see if you're a master of napping.


When you don't nap, it seems like there's no reason to live anymore. No one should even try talking to you if this happens, because if they do they'll feel your cranky wrath.

2. Food is extra tasty whether it's before or after a nap. Food comas are what make life exist, ironically.

3. Your closest friends know your sleep schedule. Becky knows between the times of 2:30 pm and 4:45 pm to not have human interactions with you.

4. You cancel plans with friends telling them you have an appointment... With your bed, of course. They know when you don't reply to the group text, you're napping.

5. During stressful situations, you always resort to taking a nap because it's the only way you can make major life decisions.

6. When you wake up from a nap, forget all about reality, and forget who you even are in life.

7. You're baffled by people who say, "I don't like naps" or "I don't have time to nap". At this point you're wondering if their even human.

8. You feel like a little kid on Christmas Day, when your professor cancels class and you have enough time to squeeze in a power nap. You're all about prioritizing your time.

9. Long car rides are the BEST time to nap. The longer the car ride, the better the nap is. No wonder babies always fall asleep in car rides.

10. You can take a nap anytime and anywhere. You've practically mastered the art of napping. Even in the loudest and craziest places, you can nap like you're paid to do it (if anyone has this job, I would like to sign up as soon as possible).

11. Your spirit animal is a sloth. Their lifestyle is your definition of life goals. What's better than existing by just eating and sleeping?

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