The day dreaded by many is coming up and everybody is in a rush to get a date for the special day. Valentine's day has decorated the stores with heart-shaped boxes of chocolate and rose shaped candies since close after Christmas, depressing those who don't have a special someone to share the day with. People in relationships start getting stressed out about what they are going to get their significant other. If you are one of the people that don't have a valentine (or even if you do), here are some things you can do to get the best valentine ever.
Step one: Go to netflix.com
This is where you will pick your Valentine.
If you already have an account, skip to step four. If you don't have an account, click "Join free for a month."
Step two: select the quality
Pick how high quality of a valentine you want.
If the valentine is just for you, the basic one should be good, but do whatever you feel. You could always start with the premium for your free month and switch it to basic before the free month is up. ;)
Step three: give 'em your digits
Give your new valentine your digits (email actually, but same idea)! You also will make a password so the valentine will be fully committed to you. You could share it with other people, but that is completely up to you!
After you give this info to your valentine, you have to give them your payment info. Remember, you get one month free, and then you have to pay $7.99-$11.99, but that is still cheaper than a human valentine is every month.
Step four: enjoy
You now have your own valentine! It will always be available to spend as much time as you would like, and won't care if you leave it alone for days, weeks, or even months at a time. If you decide you want to end things, you can do it online without talking to anybody! Easiest valentine ever.
Extra optional steps:
1. Get a fuzzy blanket to keep you warm as you watch your favorite shows and movies all day and night.
2. Go buy some food. TV + food = happiness. Chips, ice cream, cookies, candy, chocolate, etc. All will make your valentines day experience very enjoyable.
3. Put on some comfortable clothes. This valentine doesn't care what you wear, so dress in a way that you will be the most comfortable.
4. Invite somebody over to watch Netflix with you! You can invite somebody you like, a friend, or even an animal to spend this special time with you.
Whether you are going to spend Valentine's day by yourself watching Netflix or watching Netflix with a loved one, have the best day ever and make sure you are happy and enjoying yourself!
