Good evening, my fellow brethren. I salute you and assure you that after reading my tips, you will be able to achieve the object of your desires. The key to a good, healthy relationship is persistence, and that is one thing that I’m sure we have in common. So read on and you will have as many ladiez as you want.
1. When a woman says no, she doesn’t always mean no.
If the object of your enjoyment is walking alone and you roll down your window for some conversation, she might brush you off. Of course, your male pride and feelings will be hurt, but never fear. She is really just playing hard to get. It might just take you following her all the way to her house to get her number.
2. If she looks busy, don’t fear.
Whether she’s with her family or friends, working out, or running errands, your advances are always welcome. Take this scenario: A girl catches your eye, but she’s working on something and has headphones on. Never fear. Simply walk up to her and wave at her. If she doesn’t notice, take the headphones off of her head and say, “Hello, I couldn’t help but notice a hot girl like you by herself and thought you might like some company.” If she’s responsive, great! If not, get her number and plan to meet up another time.
3. Stare at her to capture her attention.
Wolves make eye contact in order to attract new mates. You should do this too! Stare at the object of your desires to let her know that you are very aware of her presence. If she moves, it only means that she is playing hard to get. I also recently learned that wolves bite each other's noses to establish dominance, so that may also be a helpful tip to get your relationship going.
4. Keep a good supply of topics at hand.
People love to talk about themselves. Show interest in her by talking about her appearance. Make her feel confident by reminding her that she looks best without any makeup. She will feel so honored that you have taken such an interest in her appearance. If you’re on your second or third date, ask her a series of extremely personal questions in order to establish forced sense of intimacy.
5. Be chivalrous.
Open doors for her. Carry her bags. Carry her sometimes. Women like to be reminded how much stronger you think you are then them. This will remind her of how great life was for women in the 1890’s.
