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How To Spot Or Be A Basic White Girl

10/10 chance you're a professional lampshader

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How To Spot Or Be A Basic White Girl
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We all know someone that we classify as a "basic white girl." Basic white girls don't even have to be white, to be honest. I know tons of girls of other races and even some guys who could classify as a "basic white girl." If you want to be a basic white girl, or wish you knew how to point one out, here are the ways to do it!

1. Own a pair of Chacos

I mean if you don't have these what are you?

2. Own a pair of Birkenstocks

L-O-V-E

3. Have a ton of comfort color tees

I will have to say, they are so comfy.

4. Drink Starbucks

They're even dressing like it.

5. Own a bazillion Nike shorts

Exhibit A. And no this is not my collection.

6. Lampshade all day err day

Kendall does it, so why not?

7. Have a slight obsession with OTH, TVD or Gossip Girl

Why wouldn't we?

8. Own some type of Apple product

From iPhones to Macs.

9. Wears leggings with huge t-shirts

C-O-M-F-Y

*Optional to be, or spot a basic white girl*

10. Owns UGGs

Some wear them all year.

11. Wears socks with sandals/Birks

That way we can wear our Birks all year.

12. Murders every JB song because you can

Me personally? Not a huge JB fan.

13. Says 'literally,' literally all the time

Literally, I'm literally a literal basic white girl, literally.

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