Anyone who has the pleasure of knowing me knows, I am NOT a morning person...ever. I cherish my sleep and get as much of it as I possibly can. I am sure most of you can relate so here are a list of things that you should NOT do to wake me up (or anyone for that matter):

Yelling

This should go without saying...do not yell at me to get up, I will yell at you to shove it then proceed with my sleep as planned.

Singing

I get it, you're trying to be gentle and cute yada yada, being nice blah blah blah. I will save you the trouble by telling you DON'T...do NOT come into my room singing some good morning starshine, Tropicana orange juice commercial crap. This will not work.

Jumping on me

This is a good way to get throat punched...

Asking questions

"Did you want to go..." "What time do you have work/school today?" "Where is..."

No...don't worry about it...I don't know...I am SLEEPING! Ask me in an hour when I roll out of bed and have had my coffee/shower.

Crawling into bed with me

Sure we can snuggle, do not try to tickle me or convince me to get up though. The only way you are allowed to lay with me is if you plan on falling back to sleep yourself, otherwise you will be pushed onto the floor.

Stomping around/making a ruckus

Freakin' seriously? That's enough.

You may however...

Wake me up with food in your hands, bringing it to my bedside. You will not be punished for this, I may invite you to join me.