One of the many problems with being human is the need for other humans. This isn't always an issue; people in your life can create meaningful bonds and relationships, be the cause of a lot of joy, and help you to be an overall more happy and altruistic person. However, when we open ourselves up to people, we begin to get attached. As a result, when we don't hear from friends, family, significant others, or pets in a while, a rush of conflicting emotions run through our heads. Here is what goes on in my head when I haven't heard back from you in a while:
1. They must be really busy
Really, really, really busy. Saving the world or something.
2. Why are they too busy for me?
They must have a better, funnier, smarter, replacement that they are spending all their mental energy on.
3. They must hate me
Cause why else would 2 hours pass without a word?
4. Why do they hate me?
They don't actually hate me... I hope.
5. I must be horrible
I will just be over here holding my life together.
6. I am not horrible, I am awesome
If you can't see the good in me you can just step aside.
7. They must be horrible
I am too fabulous to be ignored.
8. They aren't horrible, they are amazing
Maybe they are too fabulous to love me. (Nah, that can't be it)
9. Self-loathing
This phase only lasts about a minute mom (don't worry).
10. Why self-loathing? They should be begging to hear from me.
Because as we discussed before, I am fabulous.
11. If they text me, I will ignore them
I will have willpower this time.
12. They are probably not ignoring me
Why would the people I love ignore me?
13. Repeat steps 1-12
Because if at first you don't succeed...
14. Yay! They texted me back
Yes! I am fabulous and they see it.
15. Why did I text them back so fast?
Couldn't I have waited just a minute? Make them miss me a little
16. Gosh they are so great
I know why I keep them around.
17. I am surrounded by the best people
Because lets be serious, the people that matter will never ghost on you for long. And I was probably only overreacting in the first place.