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How Everyone Is A Low-Key Dog

Are you fat? It's okay, because so is that dog!

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How Everyone Is A Low-Key Dog
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Who doesn't love dogs...ANYTHING that has to do with dogs. Dog cuddles, dog movies, dog books, small dogs, big dogs, fat dogs, weiner dogs, dog licks, dogs, dogs, dogs. Dog's are a man's (and women's) best friend. So many different types of dogs, just like people. Smart dogs, athletic dogs, lazy dogs, trusting dogs, happy dogs, slobbery dogs, pretty dogs, ugly dogs, etc. Many people don't know this, but we have more in common with dogs than we could ever imagine.

1. Too trusting.

We could step on a dog's tail and they would forgive us with a little high pitch voice and belly rub in seconds. Just like human beings, we forgive and trust too easily. For example, when you see a cute dog for the first time and they start humping your leg. Love at first sight!

2. Loyal.

As humans, we are loyal to a lot of people: friends, family, boyfriends. Just like a dog would do anything for us, we would do anything for the people we love too.

3. Eating food you shouldn't be eating.

AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH. You know your dog should definitely not be eating that piece of steak or the vegetables that you're sneaking under the table, but we do it anyways. Just like we shouldn't be eating that second donut or fudge sundae. Whoops???

4. Oblivious (and sometimes stupid).

Why do dogs think their reflection is another dog? Why do humans spend 500 hours getting ready? Why do dogs chase their own tail? Why do humans chase boys who are clearly bad for you? Lets face it, dogs and humans both run into the glass door because we think it's open space. We both can be, just a little, stupid.

5. Spastic.

The best part of the day is coming home to your dog waiting for you at the door. Even though they might pee on your new shoes because they are too excited, it makes it all worth it after a long day. Humans are spastic too. We have the amazing talent of always staying busy...and when there's busy, there's spastic.

6. Loving.

Sad? Cuddle with your dog. Happy? Cuddle with your dog. Lonely? Single? CUDDLE WITH YOUR DOG PEOPLE!!! They love you more than anything. You are their master, their mom or dad, and their best friend.

7. Easily distracted.

A dog's mind: "I love my human, I love my human, I love my human, I love my life, I love my human, I love my human, I love belly rubs, I love my human, I love my SQUIRREL!!!, SQUIRREL, SQUIRREL, HOLY S***!!!, SQUIR--I love my human, I love my human."

A human's mind: "Did I do my homework? Do I have work today? Do I like him? Or do I like her? What do I wear? Do I look fat? I look fat. This outfit is okay though. I'm hungry. Shit, I just ate. WHAT THE HELL, TWO HOURS UNTIL LUNCH!, OMG, I forgot to text my BFF Jill, Did I feed my dog? I love my dog."

8. Happy.

Dogs are happy. Humans are happy, most of the time.

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