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How "Adventure Time" Perfectly Describes The Single Life

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How "Adventure Time" Perfectly Describes The Single Life
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Let’s face it- the single life can be rough. You’re torn between being independent and loving it or finding someone cute to love (who doesn’t have paws). It can be annoying when people ask why you’re single because you have no idea why! Whether you’re loving the single life or not, it can be a struggle at times. Usually, it’s due to people asking if you’re in a relationship or because you’re in love with someone who has no idea you walk this earth also. But not to worry! Watch “Adventure Time” and you can forget your worries! They too understand the single stress and here are some relatable reasons to watch “Adventure Time” and love being unattached.

1. Whose brain doesn't go stupid when near their crush?

2. You eventually come to terms with it...

3. Sweatpants are actually an effort now because society sets unreasonable standards on us, like putting on pants when you leave the house...

4. Thinking about why you're still single doesn't help your situation

5. But you realize, you don't need a guy, or a mirror, to know you've still got it

6. Since you're not tied down, you have room for lots of relationships

7. You belt out those lyrics in the car and feel empowered by your singleness!

8. You get excited when your crush knows your name, or almost...

9. Or you see no possibilities in a sea of other single people and sometimes have to say "lump off!"

10. But you always have the dream of that fantasy perfect someone

11. You also don't have to pretend you never eat, or eat prettily

12. Or that you prefer your S.O. to food

13. Of course, not everyone understands why you're still single so you're always thinking up new reasons because no one seems to understand that you don't care!

14. Unfortunately, flirting might not be your strong suit

15. It can be annoying when people wonder why you're single because, "you're so cute"

16. Being single also means more dance parties with friends!

17. Discovering someone you liked had a crush on you too, but now it's too late because they're with someone..

18. When your couple friends try to set you up because they feel the need to pair off the world like Noah did

19. Trying to find friends to hang out with until you realize they're all dating

20. If you're single for long enough, you enjoy it because you get good at it

21. Sometimes you swear off relationships for good and laugh when people mention marriage one day

22. You realize dressing up for yourself is rewarding

23. But sometimes you like to imagine your wedding...

24. Sure, it's easy to pity yourself...

25. But the thing is, nothing beats friendship- the one relationship you can always count on


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