Exciting news for fans of recording artist Drake, as his music video for “Hotline Bling” has been deemed ‘Music Video Of The Year’ by an avid group of sixth graders. The awards ceremony was held during lunch between 4th and 5th period at Sycamore Middle School in Wyoming. Many local celebrities attended the event, including Matthew Brookes, who for real took off his pants in Mrs. Finch’s class, and Sam Prescott, the guy that told the lunch lady to eat the s-word.

Runners up for the title included Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” and Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” regardless of the fact that neither one of them had a 2015 release date. We were informed that they were considered due to the fact that they were not Taylor Swift, which according to several sources is “total girl music" and the inclusion of “really hot chicks with good boob.”

“The Vine where Drake was in Wii Sports was the best, OMG”, said Jacob Winchester, who was wearing a Minecraft hoodie over a PewDiePie t-shirt. After referring to Winchester as a homosexual for his opinion, David Crest, an aspiring “let’s player” provided a compelling counter-argument. “The lightsaber one is so much better, you freaking dingus.”

When asked who established the final verdict on the award, several of the boys synchronously screamed John Cena's name. Not much else is known, as the boys decided to discuss their utter fascination with the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise instead.