Hitting the small screen this 2017 is Fox's new sitcom/horror/drama (whatever you want to call it), Trump's Kitchen, a bona fide hit starring all of President Trump's cabinet picks. (I just want everyone to know that all my fingers snapped for even having to type President Trump and I'm in the midst of an asthma attack. I don't have asthma.) Here's a look at the deplorable, I mean star studded, cast and some of the quotes the gang has said in real life that I'm assuming will be their catchphrases!

Reince Preibus, Chief of Staff

"The fact of the matter is, most women are pro life."

Steve Mnuchin, Treasury Secretary

Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State

"My Philosophy is to make money. If I can drill and make money, then that’s what i want to do."

James Mattis, Defense Secretary

"It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up front with you; I like brawling."

Jeff Sessions, Attorney General

Okay guys Sessions is so GROSS honestly I'm having trouble picking which quote of his is the worst. Just do a quick of google search.

Steve Bannon, Chief Strategist

“That’s why there are some unintended consequences of the women’s liberation movement. That, in fact, the women that would lead this country would be pro-family, they would have husbands, they would love their children. They wouldn’t be a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England. That drives the left insane and that’s why they hate these women."

I'm too appalled to write anymore. I hope this show gets cancelled first season. Stay tuned America!