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12 Horrors Of College Life As Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today."

Anna D'Orazio

Nov 07, 2018

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12 Horrors Of College Life As Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'

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1. First, this is you when you wake up...on a good day.

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Your alarm rings and you wake up with a 5 o'clock shadow even though you've never had facial hair before and your eyebrows are a mess but that's just how you look now.

2. When you finally get out of bed and look at yourself in the mirror.

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Once you convince yourself that this so, then you can move on with your day

3. When you get to your 8 a.m. and you are asked to do the bare minimum.

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Brain. Doesn't. Function.

4. When you look at your planner for the week and see all the assignments that are due.

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There is no physical way that I will survive the week.

5. When you get to your second class of the day.

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This is actual live footage of me.

6. After you take an exam and you no longer need that information in your short-term memory.

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Studied for 12 hours for a Gen Ed. class and failed the exam anyway.

7. When you're walking around on campus and a group of freshman start staring at you.

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I'm well aware I look like I just spent the night in a dumpster. Please avert your eyes.

8. When you go to the Starbucks on campus to just stare out the window and have an existential crisis.

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It happens to the best of us.

9. Your friends trying to cheer you up on a bad day.

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At least they try their best!

10. When you get to an exam and don't know the answer to the first question.

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Test anxiety is such a curse.

11. When someone asks you what you're planning on doing after graduation.

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Never has this scene been more accurate.

12. All in all, this is just my life in a few snapshots.

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College is a struggle, but it'll be worth it in the end (hopefully)!

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12 Horrors Of College Life As Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today."

In This Article:

1. First, this is you when you wake up...on a good day.

2. When you finally get out of bed and look at yourself in the mirror.

3. When you get to your 8 a.m. and you are asked to do the bare minimum.

4. When you look at your planner for the week and see all the assignments that are due.

5. When you get to your second class of the day.

6. After you take an exam and you no longer need that information in your short-term memory.

7. When you're walking around on campus and a group of freshman start staring at you.

8. When you go to the Starbucks on campus to just stare out the window and have an existential crisis.

9. Your friends trying to cheer you up on a bad day.

10. When you get to an exam and don't know the answer to the first question.

11. When someone asks you what you're planning on doing after graduation.

12. All in all, this is just my life in a few snapshots.

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2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

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11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

13. The first snow day

14. Madipalooza

15. When finals week rolls around

16. When you have to say goodbye

17. And when you finally get to go back

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1. Your family and friends ask what you want for your birthday, so you give them a list of options.

2. You're super excited about your birthday the week before.

3. Your family flies in town to celebrate with you.

4. Your siblings wake you up.

5. Your friends are so excited to be with you on your big day.

6. If you work, your office might throw a party for you.

7. For your actual party, you plan a small get-together with close family and friends ...

8. ... or large celebration with everyone you know.

9. You eat the best meal you've had in weeks.

10. You devour the first piece of cake proudly.

11. You embarrass yourself somehow.

12. You get the present you really wanted but thought no one would get you.

13. You are a little sad about getting older.

14. That feeling wears off and you realize how happy you are to have family and friends to celebrate this day with you.

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Syllabus week doesn't exist.

You can forget to breathe OR to buy fruit OR to even pet a dog but you cannot forget these things!!

All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

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