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Hoo Knows The Seven Ways You Are A Night Owl?

Simply Mooning Over The Late Night Aesthetic

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Hoo Knows The Seven Ways You Are A Night Owl?
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Dear reader,

Are you a night owl? Not literally an owl of course; but we all know at least one person who seems to live at night time- I am one myself.

If any of these apply to you, you just might be a night owl as well!

Anyone can chug a gallon of coffee and stay up until 5 am, but that doesn't mean he or she THRIVES at night time. Do you look forward to the night? Do you stay up out of necessity (@ fake night owls) or do you stay awake because it is most beneficial for you?

2. You're most productive at night.

It's general knowledge that good ideas come at nighttime, but it is a specific mindset that is needed to find those good ideas. Are you productive at night time (once again, without caffeine, a bad GPA, or a mob boss threatening you)? How do you spend the hours past sundown, with use, or waste?

3. Nothing at night is surprising anymore.

Unless you live in a quiet suburban area, or have a top apartment in an expensive penthouse, you probably know that night time is sometimes outright disturbing. You'll hear the most random conversations at 4am, quasi-animalistic shouts from idiots out on the street, and suspicious things going on inside your building. Every horror film or campfire story comes to mind for me sometimes at late hours, and after so many late nights up, I think paranoia is my best friend.

4. You're a vampire.

Or an owl. Hoo knows!

5. You're comfortable alone.

In a way, you don't really have a choice at this, but the later you stay up, the less likely you are to have company- there are not many people to have a good conversation with at 4 AM. This means you get quite a bit of time to yourself, which you don't mind and appreciate quite a bit.

6. Mornings aren't fun.

To be honest, mornings aren't fun for many people, but they're exceptionally tough when you've had two hours of sleep.

Or, you get your entire sleeping cycle off and wake up at twelve as if you're perpetually jet-lagged.

7. You have all the time in the world.

When you have six more hours to live than everybody else, you either become horrible at managing your time (ahem, me) or are highly productive. And sometimes, a random mixture of both. Either way, it's great.

After all, we all have only so little time, why bother spending hours catching Z's when you could be writing articles like this one and watching harry potter films!

That said, Good night!

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