Christmas is only a few weeks away and everyone is gearing up for the holiday. It's tradition to get into the holiday spirit by listening to Christmas music, decorating your house, and most importantly, watching Christmas movies. My personal favorites are the Home Alone movies (1 & 2). I could watch them any time of year and still die laughing. To get you in the spirit, here's some of the funniest moments in Home Alone 1 & 2.
"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal"
Buzz McCallister
Let's face it, anything that big brother Buzz McCallister says is noteworthy.
"I wouldn't let you sleep in my room even if you were growing on my ass!"
"Beat that, you little trout sniffer."
Grocery shopping
Check-out lady: Where's your mom?
Kevin: In the car.
Check-out lady: Where's your father?
Kevin: He's at work.
Check-out lady: What about your brothers and sisters?
Kevin: I'm an only child.
Check-out lady: Where do you live?
Kevin: I can't tell you that.
Check-out lady: Why not?
Kevin: Because you're a stranger.
Marv & Harry
There are a bunch of hilarious quotes from Marv & Harry:
Marv: Kids are scared of the dark
Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
Marv: He's a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was.
Harry: You still are, Marv.
Marv: Suck brick, kid!
Marv: Harry! I've reached the top!
Marv: Wow. What a hole!
Hotel staff
Kevin
"I made my family disappear!"
"Buzz.. your girlfriend.. WOOF!"
"Nice night for a neck injury!"
"Has this toothbrush been approved by the American Dental Association?"
"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap including all the major crevices including in between my toes and in my belly button (which I never did before) but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine."
It's safe to say that these are just a small amount of quotes from the Home Alone movies that are hilarious. There are tons and tons and tons more! The Home Alone movies are the ultimate feel-good Christmas movies that will make your stomach sore from laughing so hard after watching!
But before I go, I will say: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.. and Happy New Year!
