If you're like me, you grew up reading and loving the Harry Potter series. And if you're not like me, how dare you? It's easy to identify yourself among the cast of characters portrayed in these beloved books and in this article I will attempt to categorize them into a few of the dorms we find on our holy campus. If you disagree with any of these then chill we're all just trying to have a good time.
1. Harry Potter: Dillon Hall
Obviously Harry would be one of those guys too lazy to put real clothes on before going to SDH. AND he would probably still wear shorts in January because he hates himself and "It's not that cold".
2. Hermione Granger: Walsh Hall
Very conveniently located within the academic buildings, she would probably transfer to Walsh from PE, tbh.
3. Ron Weasley: Keough Hall
Kind of dumb but still lovable in his own special way.
4. Draco Malfoy: Alumni Hall
Still rivalling Harry and doing dumb, fratty sh*t with his minions.
5. Neville Longbottom: Carroll Hall
Living so close to the lakes and being surrounded by nature is Neville's passion
6. Ginny Weasley: Farley Hall
Super cool and badass chick. Can probably drink you under the table.
7. Cho Chang: Ryan Hall
Probably under-appreciates her giant dorm room but it's not her fault, she didn't choose this life.
8. Fred Weasley (RIP): Zahm Hall
Fred (and George) would be so down for Zahm zoo. Let the table dancing ensue.
9. George Weasley: Keenan Hall
Fred and George are still close. Just think about the Keenan revue opportunities
10. Cedric Diggory (also RIP): Sorin Hall
He probably wouldn't even mind the bells waking him up every weekend
11. Luna Lovegood: Cavanaugh Hall
Sometimes forgotten but totally LOVE-able lol. You're just as sane as she is.
12. Viktor Krum: Holy Cross
It's Mr. Steal yo gurl...
13. Fleur Delacour: St. Mary's
...and it's Miss Steal yo boy.
14. Romilda Vane: BP
Thirsty af (aren't we all?)
15. Lavender Brown: Welsh Fam
GET AWAY FROM RON
16. Seamus Finnegan: Morrissey
Means well but has probably blown something up in his tiny dorm room.
17. Dumbledore= Fr. Hesburgh
Because it just makes sense.