Some might call Franciscan University the Catholic Hogwarts -- it's well known within a smaller community, we've got a castle on a hill, and a body of water with a giant squid (probably). Okay, maybe there's not that many similarities. But that doesn't mean we can't still sort the faculty into their respective houses. Here's what Hogwarts' houses some of our favorite Franciscan University professors would be in.

Dr. Holmes - English - Gryffindor

Dr. Holmes is an expert in mythology, heroic tales, and really bad jokes. He's always up for adventure and great deeds!

Dr. Hahn - Theology - Ravenclaw

Wise and learned, Dr. Hahn is a Ravenclaw!

Dr. Krason - Political Science - Ravenclaw

Dr. Krason's passion for facts, knowledge, and truth put him solidly in Ravenclaw.

Dr. Kempton - VP Academic Affairs/Political Science - Slytherin

Dr. Kempton's ambition and courage in pursuit of the truth make him a great leader and teacher. He would be right at home among the cunning folks of Slytherin.

Fitz - History - Slytherin

Fitz is a Slytherin. He just is.

Dr. Harold - Philosophy - Hufflepuff

Genial, helpful, friendly - Dr. Harold gently introduced me (and many students) to the world of philosophy. He blew my mind without frying my brain. And he's a Hufflepuff through and through.

Dr. Doyle - History - Gryffindor

Like any Gryffindor, Dr. Doyle is brave, daring, and chivalrous. More often than not he can be found smoking and chatting with students outside of Egan. I dare say that if Dr. Doyle taught at Hogwarts he might be Gryffindor's Head of House.

Prof. Wilson - Political Science/Law/History - Hufflepuff

While he can sometimes be a bit gruff and imposing, Professor Wilson has a heart of gold. He is loyal, understanding, and just. And he is most certainly a Hufflepuff.

Dr. Asci - Theology - Gryffindor

With daring, nerve, and chivalry, Dr. Asci defends the faith and morals of the Catholic Church!

Dr. Healy - Philosophy - Ravenclaw

Dr. Healy is the quintessential Ravenclaw. Intensely logical and encyclopedically knowledgeable; he loves passing on what he has learned to his students. If Dr. Doyle is the head of Gryffindor, then Dr. Healy is the head of Ravenclaw.

Dr. Schreck - Theology - Hufflepuff

Dr. Schreck is a caring and hard-working husband, father, and teacher. He's a Hufflepuff for sure!

Dr. O’Brien - History - Ravenclaw

Dr. O'Brien helps his students to understand every aspect of history from period art and poetry to the motivations and understanding why things happened the way they did. He encourages his students to delve deeper into history to come to a better understanding of the world around us. He is definitely a Ravenclaw.

Austria Bonus: Dr. Newton - Theology - Ravenclaw

Dr. Newton's theology classes challenge your mind and make you think. His love of knowledge and learning is second only to his love for the Church. (Okay, and probably his family but you know what I mean; he's a Ravenclaw basically.)