Everyone has heard of zodiac signs and horoscopes. They are fun tidbits that you read to see if they truly define who you are. Some people believe every word they read in their horoscopes while others read for pure skepticism. But I think we can all agree -- they are entertaining.
So with that, I decided to do my own take on horoscope readings with this Hipsters Horoscope.
Capricorn: December 22 – January 19
As a Capricorn, you are a patient and sympathetic soul who is often the friend everyone goes to when something is wrong. Your friends can often find you sipping French press or pour-over coffee at your local coffee house while jamming to bands no one has ever heard of.
Aquarius: January 20 – February 18
You are often thought of as the eccentric friend -- you are outgoing and always stick by your pals. You are the one who always finds the local hidden restaurants, bars, or coffee shops that no one else knew existed, but are always life changing.
Pisces: February 19 – March 20
You are the sensitive and mysterious friend in your group. Your friends often wonder what exactly you’ve been doing when you disappear for a while. They don’t know that you are actually a part time DJ at your local dance club -- keep playin' those indie jams, buddy.
Aries: March 21 – April 19
You are the enthusiastic and independent friend, often going on solo adventures or leading your group of friends to some of the best nights of their lives. Your adventures always end up on Instagram, highlighting the coolest and most obscure shots.
Taurus: April 20 – May 20
You are the friend who walks in the room and everyone is drawn to you. You are a determined individual who plays things cool. You wore jogger pants before they were in and had the thick-framed glasses before they became a fad.
Gemini: May 21 – June 20
Gemini’s are intense personalities, who are always down for new experiences. You are the friend who usually has unique stories to tell and can pull just about anything off. You are a starter of trends, like the Taurus, but once a new trend becomes popular -- you move onto the next new thing.
Cancer: June 21 – July 22
You are the hopeless romantic of your friends, who believes in destiny. Being a romantic, you are a lover of man buns, think beards, and A-line haircuts. If you are a man yourself, you probably have one of these yourself.
Leo: July 23 – August 22
You are the leader of your friends and seem to always have things go your way. While some think this would make you arrogant, you are simply a positive personality. You like to blog about issues in the world and people listen to your opinion, whether it be on issues like gender roles or simply in class discussing Chaucer.
Virgo: August 23 – September 22
You are the positive light when things go wrong for your group of friends. You are able to keep a smile on your face and support those around you as well. You love shopping at vintage clothing stores and picking up cool trinkets for your friends there.
Libra: September 23 – October 22
You are the chill one in your group who is always down for whatever. You also like to make sure everyone is getting along harmoniously, making you the piece keeper in your group. You love organizing brunch for your friends at all the hidden local restaurants.
Scorpio: October 23 – November 21
You are the friend who doesn’t let anything get you down. You are honest and expect the same in return. You are an old soul and often think you were born in the wrong era. You were rocking the middle part before you were even a teenager, and most of your wardrobe consists of your mother or fathers old clothes from college.
Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21
You are the large-hearted friend in your group. You are optimistic and honest, but still seek adventure and solitude when needed. You love relaxing in your room and listening to your record player, while you contemplate what your next tattoo will be.
