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13 Hilarious ""Trump Book Reports"

Narissa Ayoub
Oct 25, 2016
University of Michigan at Dearborn
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13 Hilarious ""Trump Book Reports"
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As Election Day rapidly approaches, debate season has come to an end with the final Presidential Debate happening this past Wednesday evening. This debate season in particular has been especially entertaining due to the idiocy that has been spewing from Mr. Donald Trump. I have been watching these debates with family and friends primarily just to hear what Hillary Clinton has to say because, due to his lack of political experience and no actual plans for policy and his ridiculousness in avoiding questions, I have not been taking a single thing Trump says seriously.

One thing that I'm able to look forward to post debates are the Trump memes and the Internet has blessed my nerdy-literature-loving self with Trump Book Reports. Here are my 14 favorite Trump Book Report tweets.

This piece is dedicated to my high school AP Literature teacher. I hope you got a few giggles out of these.

1. The Bible

2. Robin Hood


3. Dr. Seuss


4. Pride and Prejudice


5. To Kill a Mockingbird


6. The Great Gatsby


6. The Diary of Anne Frank


7. Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

8. The Giving Tree


9. A Christmas Carol


10. Don Quixote

Personal favorite.


11. Nancy Drew


12. Harry Potter

13. Catch 22


14. And finally, his Works Cited page


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