If you have ever been in a relationship for a significant amount of time, then you know that things get real. Food, toothbrushes, chores, and fighting over the temperature of the house TIL DEATH DO US PART become serious issues that can leave the strongest of us unable to function. Whether you just got married, you're getting ready to celebrate your "silver milestone" anniversary, or have been with your significant other for a decade, these hilarious tweets about relationships will be relatable to you in one way or another.
1. I am famous for doing this, knowing full and well how much it drives my boyfriend crazy. I am also shameless about doing this to him. 
2. In the millions of years that relationships have existed, how do y'all not know by now that women see and know EVERYTHING?
3. A year-round battle that can only be won by death.
Or divorce. 
4. To make things even (refer to Number one), my boyfriend shamelessly and famously does this to me just as often as I "ask him for one last favor" after he gets settled under the covers. What started out as revenge for one of us annoying the other has become a war of "who can keep this up the longest". Death and/or jail can only tell.
5. Behind closed doors, fam. 
6. After this stunt, I think Josh will forever be out of Cheetos #prayforjoshandhischeetos
7. I hope she found the remote
8. Breathing is often a deal breaker in relationships.
9. Oh Josh. We just read about your unfortunate Cheeto incident in Number 6. Now here you are, no doubt in your onesie, effing up supper. Good luck, bruh. #prayforjoshandhischeetosandhisonesie
10. Not only do I do this to my boyfriend, but we (I) also have a very strict "no scary movies in the house" rule. After 14 years together, he knows that if a scary movie is watched, even if I wasn't in the house at the time, that only sleeping with the lights on for a month will keep me alive, save me from unseen demons and evil spirits, as well as the psychotic killer who will not dare come out from under the bed, simply because the light is on at night.
11. Dear Abby, indeed.
12. This one. Jeezis. I think this might be covered under the "in sickness and in health" part of the vows, because what other reason is there to explain this?
13. Every. Single. Time. EVERYSINGLETIME.
