First of all, never call a “hick” a hick. Call them a country boy (they find that less offensive) or better yet, just call them the best choice of a boyfriend. Take it from me, those boys know how to treat a lady. They spend their mornings listening George Strait pour out how much he loves Emmylou in 'Check Yes or No' rather than listening to Kanye West rap vulgarly about a woman in Mercy. They work their butts off by getting up at the crack of dawn every day to tend to the farms starting at age 15 rather than waiting for their $500 allowance of daddy’s money coming every week until they’re 35. They will always let you have the shotgun seat in their hard earned Duramax Diesel rather than sitting backseat of their mom’s beamer when their bros decide to third wheel. A country boy will always want to take you out and he knows how to respect his mama which will make him more than eager to shake hands with your parents. He will want you to learn to shoot a gun almost as good as him and he will want you to go out for a ride in his truck at 3 a.m. just to talk life. Because your life is all he wants to hear about. He will truly and honestly want to see you in sweats with no makeup before he wants to see you dressed up with cake on your face because to him, you don’t need any of that to be beautiful. A country boy know how to fix a problem rather than throwing it away when things get tough so he will give in and let you be right even when you’re far from it. But most importantly, a country boy love you with a love that you never thought existed. So ladies, next time a boy in a loud truck gives you the look, remind yourself that you deserve the best and that goofy kid in the camo hat could be the one giving you everything.