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If HGTV Shows Had Honest Names

No more tricking your husband into HGTV nights...

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If HGTV Shows Had Honest Names
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From Soccer Moms to broke college kids, HGTV has somehow caught on and people are guilty watching a majority of these fun shows. We can all agree that sometimes we start watching a show, or trick someone into watching the show, and it all of a sudden isn't what we thought it was. Wouldn't it make life so much easier if they named HGTV shows a bit more honestly? Well, look no further, we have renamed the HGTV shows with a bit more accurate names!

1. "Look at How Awesome Our Marriage Is! Oh, And Here Is A House Full Of Stuff You Can't Afford"

I am in no way a hater of Chip and Joanna Gains; there is a lot of love out there for the Magnolia Market and "Fixer Upper."It is a super fun show to watch and fun fact: you have the option to buy the staging items (furniture and other accessories seen in the show), but it definitely doesn't come with the home.

2. "Awkward Closets On Wheels"

If any of my readers ever make their way on to "Tiny House Hunters," please please please be original and don't say, "Well this is kind of small..." It is a tiny house, friends, we know it's small. Regardless, it is still one of my favorites from HGTV, even if it is unreasonable for a six-footer.

3. "The Closest Thing To War Between Canada And The US"

Listen, as clearly fake as a lot of it is, Hilary and David are feisty and it's fantastic. "Love It or List It" is definitely as close to war between Canada and the U.S. as it will get.

4. "We Somehow Have Lot of Money And Are Retiring; Let's Move To A Desolate Place"

It is honestly the opposite of everything I have known: old couples are supposed to move out of secluded rural areas and into places that have people and places to help them. It's still fun to watch the people of "Island Hunters" buy entire islands when you are still living in sketchy college apartments.

5. "Two Brothers Casually Arguing While They Make Insane Houses"

"Property Brothers" rarely disappoint, until they have the same argument seven episodes in a row.

6. "We Both Have Weird Jobs With A Huge Budget. Let Us Fake Look At Houses"

"House Hunters" has probably some of the worst acting I have ever witnessed. You know which house they want. Don't try to add suspense, Janice from Brooklyn.

7. "Impress Ellen With Pretty House Ideas"

Ellen is involved so it has to be pretty neat. It's "Ellen's Design Challenge." C'mon, guys. Did I mention that Ellen is involved??

8. "We Try To Be Cute Like Chip And Joanna But Are Fake And A Little Hostile"


I am not sure how these guys even still have a show; their houses all look the same and they are kind of mean to each other... Still, "Flip Or Flop" somehow still makes in work.

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