Hedgehogs are the cuter version of porcupines. They're sassy yet shy furry creatures. Business on the bottom furry belly and party on the top spiky back. I've been trying to convince my mom to buy me a hedgehog and she said maybe if I write a convincing enough listicle on why a hedgehog would make a great pet, so here it is. This is all observatory since I've never had the pleasure of owning - or even holding - a hedgehog.
1. Hedgehogs are adorable.
Look at these little shits. Look at their happy faces. So pure, so precious.
2. They are great helpers.
This guy is great at carrying things for you.
3. They have feelings, too!
Hedgehogs can't hide their emotions, especially when they're happy and lovey-dovey.
WARNING: Do not look up pictures of sad hedgehogs. They will break your heart.
4. Hedgehogs are great inspiration.
You can read more about the Hedgehog's Dilemma here. Also, check out this poem Aimee Nezhukumatathil wrote about these little critters.
5. They know all the latest fashion trends.
6. They speak their mind.
7. On that note, hedgehogs can be a bit intimidating.
8. But they are great friends.
It just might take some time to get them to warm up to you.
9. Hedgehogs throw the best parties.
10. They're also great cooks.
11. Hedgehogs sing their tiny hearts out.
The real question is, who wouldn't love one of these adorable critters?
I hope we're all lucky enough to own, or at least meet, a hedgehog as wonderful as the ones pictured above. If hedgehogs aren't your thing, what's your dream pet?
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