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The Stages Of Heartbreak You Go Through Before You're Ready To Get Hurt Again, As Told By Michael Scott

How does Michael Gary Scott handle heart break?

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The Stages Of Heartbreak You Go Through Before You're Ready To Get Hurt Again, As Told By Michael Scott
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It's never easy getting your heart broken or breaking someone else's heart. You think you've got your feelings under control and you're coping well, but sometimes you feel yourself getting sad or upset because of how things ended. You go through your moods and phases and want to feel better, but you have to follow in the steps of Michael Scott.

Michael Scott knows quite a bit about that, as a man that once had two girlfriends at the same time. Here's how to handle heartbreak, as told by the man, the myth, the legend himself.

The initial breakup.

Not a pleasant experience, but it must be done.

The heartbreak.

Yep, it hurts. Michael knows just how you feel.

The sad phase.

Just keep crying until you run out of tears.

The "I'm going to be OK" phase.

Yeah, it's OK to not be OK. Go feed the birds at the park until you feel better.

The "I'm doing better" phase.

And now, you come alive and you're feeling good! Time to go to the Cafe Disco!

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