He's sexy!

He's very self-aware: One thing you can be sure about with him is that he hasn't left his roots far behind. MTV Diaries showed Manson fans that his favorite foods are cheeseburgers and french fries, and he will finish off his meal with Kool-Aid. If I ever become a famous author, this is exactly the kind of thing I can see myself doing. I will never be too awesome for a trip to Arby's.

Awesome makeup: Over the years, Marilyn Manson has experimented with many looks. This leads me to believe he knows many makeup tricks. I personally hate doing my own makeup, and it would be great to have someone who could help me do my makeup every morning, so I always look nice for my man.

Marilyn Manson might write a song for you: One of Marilyn Manson's more popular songs is called "Heart-Shaped Glasses" and was released in 2011. This song was written about Evan Rachel Wood, his love interest at the time. Wood is also featured in the video for "Heart Shaped Glasses.” If I was married, I would not want my husband making a video like that with another woman. This catchy song has a very sensual video, and has made many women, including myself, decide they need to start wearing heart-shaped glasses. During a Biography Channel special with Marilyn Manson, it was revealed that Evan Rachel Wood wore heart-shaped glasses on their first date. Well played, Manson, well played. However, the two are no longer together.

( Evan Rachael Wood)

He likes to flirt with the dark side: It's not a secret that he has a very close relationship with the darker side of human life. He has been equated with very dark lyrics and very dark and morbid music videos. However, he was unfairly associated with the Columbine tragedy of 1999. If nothing else, I want to know what makes this guy tick; we should totally have coffee sometime. His reasons for not speaking to the press at the time, was to not feed the media coverage that was disrupting the lives of the victims' families, as well the shooters' families. For Marilyn Manson, the darker side of life is art. And whether or not you agree with his actions, there's something to be learned about having a decent relationship with the things you may fear. Thank you for teaching me that.