Hello. My name is McKenzie Johnson and I am a crazy cat lady. My friends and I used to play cats all the time, at every sleep over. We all read the "Warriorcats" series by Erin Hunter. In my case, the crazy part of my title means that I just really like cats, not that I have a billion of them (although my sister did have a neighbor with like 42 indoor cats). In fact, I just have the one little kitty, but she has all of my attention. I am here today to share with you some unique finds for crazy cat lovers of all kinds. Now, if you are not a cat lover, please buckle your seat belt.

1. What a catty world we live in.

This is definitely a special kind of a world map full of felines.

2. Catfish.

This is certainly a Christmas ornament. How would you like to hang up a kitty rolled up inside of sushi next to Santa Claus this year?

3. Cat eyes.

This is a shirt only someone who truly appreciates cats could love. It's extremely hard to stop making eye contact.

4. Meow trooper.

Even if you aren't a kitty fan there is a good chance that you are a "Star Wars" fan. Get "Attack of the Furballs" and the "Tabby Strikes Back" on digital DVD and Blu-Ray today.

5. The Snowball Trump.

Wow, he doesn't even look normal as a cartoon cat. Go figure.

6. Undead cat.

This gives me the creepy crawlies actually. Imagine having this in a child's bedroom, the kid gets up during the night to go to the restroom and bam! The skeleton is emerging. To each his own I suppose.

7. There was no good way to title this photo without coming across in a racist manner, but if my cat would keep a kimono on, then she surely would have one.

8. Disdain, hate, etc.

This items speaks to me, it really does. If you know me, then you know I normally have the, "Say one word and I will smite you," facial expression. Maybe I relate a little too well with cats...

9. Simple, yet sassy.

Love this one. Such hipster. Much whiskers. So fluff. Oops, am I speaking dog again?

10. Land ho! Or tea. Whatever floats your boat (I mean, or cat).

This device would be a tea infuser. Perfect gift for a librarian. P.S. I work in a library.

11. Got to have your whisker face.

No really. Imagine trying to get through a serious game of poker with these bad boys.

12. Pop! Goes the...feline?

What sophisticated desk is complete without a set of kitty cat post its?

13. Pusheen.

No really, that is a real word. Check "Urban Dictionary." Seriously, Pusheen is all over the Internet and it is adorable.

14. Last, but not least.

This has got to be my personal favorite of the selection here. It is an authentic, no joke, cat hammock. How could you not want this? If only my cat would stay in it...

Without further ado, it has been a great pleasure sharing these weirdo artifacts, but I think you have had enough meows for the day.