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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Have Group Projects In College

There are two words that can make a control freak cringe: group project.

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50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Have Group Projects In College
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If you are like me, then hearing your professor utter two little words will make you cringe: group project. I groan internally every single time I have a professor say that we will have a group project, which happens a lot when you happen to be a public relations major like myself. The inner control freak in me cannot handle trusting my grade, time and product in the hands of my colleagues.

There are many things I would rather do than have group projects in college (yes, I know I am dramatic).

1. Listen to only Nickelback for the rest of my life.

2. Never eat an avocado again.

3. Live in my parents' basement for the rest of my life.

4. Only get unpaid internships for the rest of my life.

5. Never have access to Netflix.

6. Not have the option to wear leggings as pants.

7. Be banned from wearing my XL T-Shirts and Nikes.

8. Never leave my home state.

9. Forever have the hiccups.

10. Live my life as a crazy cat lady.

11. Sit in a room full of spiders.

12. Never receive equal pay as a woman (oh wait...).

13. Never eat a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit from Whataburger again.

14. Never experience the hype of college football.

15. Only use Tinder to meet guys.

16. Always be the one that gets dumped.

17. Have a flip phone instead of an iPhone.

18. Never put a fluffy dog.

19. Only watch the commercials on TV.

20. Have dinner with Kevin Durant.

21. Take a pop quiz every time I go to class.

22. Have a class at 8:00 a.m. every day of the week.

23. Have a 2007 Britney Spears style breakdown.

24. Never eat queso again.

25. Buy my own drinks at the bars.

26. Walk everywhere instead of using Uber.

27. Always sleep through my alarm.

28. Never take a Sunday nap again.

29. Feel like every day is a Monday.

30. Forever having a hangover.

31. Never watch the Tasty videos on Facebook again.

32. Erase Vine from my memory.

33. Relive middle school.

34. Lose all my Snapchat streaks.

35. Never drink coffee again.

36. Never go to the beach again.

37. Be banned from brunch.

38. Hear "attendance is required" every year of college.

39. Not be allowed in Starbucks.

40. Only use Facebook story instead of Snapchat or Instagram stories.

41. Never look at Zac Efron again.

42. Forget who the Jonas Brothers are.

43. Never eat the cookies from Subway again.

44. Be banned from Chick-fil-a except for Sunday's...

45. Drive a minivan for the rest of my life.

46. Not be allowed to spend money at Target.

47. Never get my headphones untangled.

48. Only keep my phone under 10 percent.

49. Never shout the lyrics to "Sweet Caroline" at the top of my lungs again.

50. Only talk to people by sliding into their DMs.

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