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Harvey And Irma: A Relationship For Generations

An example of why you don't cheat.

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Harvey And Irma: A Relationship For Generations
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Let me start off by saying, everything in this article is completely fictional. It's just a funny spin on everything since there are so many memes going around that Irma came because Harvey cheated and I thought it would give someone a laugh and also be a source of information.

Harvey and Irma, newly formed household names because Harvey couldn't keep it in his pants. Which is why Irma chased him across the world. She was out for blood. You see, Harvey cheated on Irma and being the woman she was; that didn't go down too well with her so Harvey ran. This, my friends, is a lesson on why you don't cheat.

Most girls/guys, for example, are much like Irma, you think they aren't going to care or that they're going to get over it but let me tell you. You may think your girl/guy is innocent and wouldn't hurt a fly and then you make the mistake of cheating on them and you realize just what the anti-christ is. It came in the form of a scorned significant other. All because you couldn't keep your eyes in your head or your hands out of places they don't belong. Why do you think grandma smacked your fingers when you tried to stick them in the cookie jar? You should take a lesson from grandma.

Personally, I don't condone cheating and I'm not going to openly judge you for it because it's your life and I believe everyone has a right to control their own. But, cheating can get you smack dab in Harvey's place and sometimes a lot worse. It's better to just not do it and say you did. Actually, don't do that either people might get the wrong idea.

For Harvey, he thought he was getting a big break. Just a quickie, in and out. He didn't expect Irma to find out. He also didn't expect his beloved Irma, to have multiple personalities. He had only ever met Irma. Harvey learned the hard way that Irma wasn't as sane as she made everyone believe or that she was the only one living in her body. He didn't account for Jose and Katia, until his entire world came crashing in when they all three trailed him across the world.

So now Harvey has two angry women and one angry man chasing him around the world all because he stuck his hands in the wrong cookie jar. He could've just been happy with his sweet rich chocolate chip cookies, but he just had to have some oatmeal raisin ones and that my friends is how Harvey was demolished by two angry women and one angry man.

Shoutout to Amber, for her wonderful multiple personalities idea.

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