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'Harry Potter' Spells To Cast On People In Your Life

Guaranteed to make you feel better than Tylenol.

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'Harry Potter' Spells To Cast On People In Your Life
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We all have those days -- where people are too much, but we can't go home and cry in our beds because we must be a functioning member of society. If only we lived in the Wizarding World. Then maybe we could make life a little more bearable by "taking care" of the trivial people we have to deal with. We could use one of these spells.

Age Line

I'm not saying I don't like loud and bratty tweens around me, but I'm not saying life wouldn't be better without them in sight.

Bombarda Maxima

Sometimes you will find yourself in a small cafe with someone you used to be involved with. That cafe will feel stuffy, but you will not want to leave the comfort of that nice chair. Removing a wall would get that much-needed fresh air you will desire.

Colloshoo

This is for those people that feel the need to turn everything into a race. The professor just said, "Come down to the front to collect exam packets." She did not say there would be a prize for getting the first packet. Now you must suffer, because you have decided to be a twat.

Ebublio

Chatty people can get annoying. Like, just give me my coffee, and let me be. You need teamwork for this one, so it isn't so bad to use it because it's like a bonding exercise.

Erecto

Do you ever just need your own tent to block people out? Same.

Fiendfyre

Picture this: You're late for class already, and the couple in front of you thinks they are taking a nice stroll on Lover's Lane. Boom. Fire. Your path is clear.

Gripping Charm

You're tired of listening to Becky talk about her multiple boy problems. This is a nice way to tell her to get a grip.

Herbifors

There's always the girl that wants to give you smug looks. Well, guess what? She has bad sinus issues. I'm positive she'll enjoy the pollen.

Jelly-Fingers Curse

The sound of someone quickly typing in class gets annoying. Really annoying.

Knee-reversal Hex

Look at me funny in the gym again, guy at the weight bar. I dare you.

Mimblewimble

Because some people can't mind their own business when I'm discussing something quietly with my best friend two tables away from them.

Quietus

It's too early in the morning for you to be talking that loud; I'm sorry, but no.

Rictusempra

This is sure to cheer up the excessively negative person in your life.

Avada Kedavra

If worst comes to worst.

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